Marlene Mckinnon Coded - Tumblr Posts
Guys be like, “she’s playing hard to get.”
Nah man, you’re playing hard to get rid of.
THE MARAUDERS AS MY CONVOS FROM MY FRIENDS PART TWO
including Slytherin skittles and the girls
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Sirius: I’m about to kill myself
Regulus: Slay.
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*Sirius sending a picture of his hickeys from Remus.*
Peter: SOMEONES HUNGRY.
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James: Have you ever gotten a hickey? This is mostly for Sirius because he’s had the cream that goes inside.
Sirius: what.
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Regulus: James is more experienced than me. He’s had his first kiss. I, on the other hand, scream when someone touches me-
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Marlene texting the Marauders groupchat about Dorcas: well im gonna go to sleep. daily reminder i love my gf😝but goodnight🌚🫡
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Sirius: Are you with him?
Regulus: No we kiss as friends.
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Dorcas: I have lesbian hands
Marlene: send pics for research purposes pls.
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James: YOU 🫵 THINK 🙄 YOU 💃THE 🐺 SHIT 💩 BITCH 😜 YOU 😩 AINT 🙏 EVEN 💀 THE 🎀 FART 🗿
Regulus: oh.
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Regulus: I got a bottle of lube.
James: Wow! I’m starting to think Regulus isn’t a virgin.
*he says as he’s the one who took it.*
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Mary “fighting” with Lily and accidentally sending the wrong emoji : Just do it or I’ll shit on you 💇♀️
Lily: damn, scissoring.
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Dorcas sending a picture of lingerie
Marlene: Honka honka!!!
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Barty: If i say one more thing about murdering myself, im going on a grippy sock adventure!!!!
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James talking about a test with Sirius: Give me those answers now I have an F.
Sirius: nah bro i got an 0.5
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Remus: boycott school.
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Sirius talking about his dad: “Well maybe hes just-“ NO. HES A BITCH
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trying to bring back commenting and hyping up content creators.
if you see me commenting on your post, just know….. I love you.
Vampire
My lips are filled with blood
And I want to kiss you
The kiss is a tragedy I love
I want to feel your virgin lips on mine
The lips I crave are pure
But you don’t want to kiss me
Because I am dirty
I lick my lips trying to soak the blood up
But you don’t care
I’m trying to be someone I’m not
I’m trying to be clean
But you don’t care you want clean lips
I continue to wipe away the blood I once loved
You push me away and say I don’t like your past
Please just one kiss, one kiss
You shake your head and scream when I get close
I walk away looking in the mirror asking why I was born with blood
I wanted to be pure
Pure, sweet, angelic, and full of viridity
I prayed to the gods above, asking to be pure like you
I had to paint my lips with holy water to kiss you
You told me you wanted to runaway
Why love? Why?
You pointed at me and my bloody body
I screamed and begged at your feet to not leave me
It is not my fault I am bloody
They made me like this
My lips covered in curses I did not wish to have
My hands covered in blood that was not mine
I scream at you please don’t leave me like the dog I am
You walk away and tell me to wash up
Please stay
Stay with me, I’ll bathe in sunlight and holy water to be with you love
That wasn’t enough
I smear blood onto my thighs
You yell at me to clean myself up
Can you clean me up?
Can you?
I don’t know how
Nobody had ever taught me how to be pure and sweet
I was only taught how to crave blood
I was only taught how to be weapon
Please Angel, let me be
You shout and walk away
The moment you leave me
I find a new fresh blood patch on my heart
Why couldn’t I be pure like you?
I am tired of being solivagant
You were my hit of kalopsia
I could only kiss you if I dipped my hands and lips in holy water
And yet you still called me disgusting
My love, my angel
You are too sweet for me
- a poem made by me.
But why is this Jegulus vampire au coded.
Am i the only one who thinks Effie would be the energetic one
I see Monty as more calm, happy, likes tea.
Effie is more of a fire spirit, starts fires, and would most definitely scream and punch a wall when her team doesn’t win at quidditch.
Monty’s favorite children would be: Remus, Regulus, Evan, Pandora, and Mary
While Effie’s favorite child would be: Sirius, Barty, Marlene, Lily, Dorcas, and James.
Effie has a soft side for all her children though.
But they all prefer the side that teaches them where the secret places are in hogwarts so they can escape while doing a prank.
Monty is over here sighing and being in love with her
(She’s playing arrow roulette where she shoots an arrow up from the sky and you have to run before it hits you on its way back down. (Yes this is from grownups the movie))
BIGGEST BRA MYTH YOU HAVE BEEN BELIEVING!!!!!
that you need one
FREE THE CITY AND FREE THE TITTIES!!!