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Sirius: I just got a new dog! It’s a German shepherd. Can you guys guess its name?
Regulus: Hitler.
Sirius: his name is Padfoot.
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James: I love you Regulus.
Regulus: That’s gay.
James: WE ARE GAY-
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I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I’m going to make it obvious that I’m sad and get sadder when no one notices
I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I can’t ask for help even though I’m obviously struggling
I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I pretend to be better than everyone, but I know deep down, I wish I was like everyone else
I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I’ve been burnt out since six
Im a Regulus kinnie, of course I rot in bed during the weekends
I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I love the song Black Friday by Tom Odell
Im a Regulus kinnie, of course my search history is secretly filled with fanfics
I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course me and my sibling are on a rough path.
I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I have abandonment issues.
I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I’m sarcastic.
Im a Regulus kinnie, of course I’m going to be the embodiment of a black cat.
I’m a Regulus Kinnie, of course I want a golden retriever partner.
I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I’m learning French.
I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course my family loves the fake version of me.
I’m a Regulus kinnie, if you go through my notes app, I’ll die.
Regulus: “Please don’t tell me you don’t know the tooth fairy isn’t real-“
Evan: *Shaking his head frantically.* “Don’t say that! Pandora doesn’t know that. I’ve been pretending to be the tooth fairy.”
Pandora: “What? I already know the tooth fairy isn’t real?”
Evan: “Then who’s pillow have I been putting money under?”
Barty in the distance: “THE TOOTH FAIRY ISNT REAL?”
Regulus: “Do you want to sleep together?”
James: *Shocked and flustered.* “Oh! Yes please. My dorm or yours?”
Regulus: “We can do it at mine. 9PM, sharp don’t be late.”
James: “Yes love.”
*EXACTLY AT 9PM*
*James knocking on the door with a crop top and gray sweatpants. Spraying some cologne he stole from Sirius*
Regulus: “It’s open!”
James walking in and immediately sitting on the edge of the bed: “How do you want to start this?”
Regulus: “Just lay down.”
James: *Already doing what Regulus said.* “Then what?”
Regulus laying beside him and putting his head on his chest: “Alright goodnight.”
James: “What? I thought we were sleeping together?”
Regulus: “We are?”
James: “You gave me the wrong idea!”
Regulus understanding why he got confused: “Oh. That’s later.”
James: “What?!”
Regulus has low iron deficiency.
Don’t ask
I just know.
Regulus reading Sylvia Plath:
James reading Dr. Seuss beside him:
Haunted by Taylor Swift, but it’s James perspective on Regulus breaking up with him because he got the dark mark.
THE MARAUDERS AS MY CONVOS FROM MY FRIENDS PART TWO
including Slytherin skittles and the girls
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Sirius: I’m about to kill myself
Regulus: Slay.
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*Sirius sending a picture of his hickeys from Remus.*
Peter: SOMEONES HUNGRY.
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James: Have you ever gotten a hickey? This is mostly for Sirius because he’s had the cream that goes inside.
Sirius: what.
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Regulus: James is more experienced than me. He’s had his first kiss. I, on the other hand, scream when someone touches me-
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Marlene texting the Marauders groupchat about Dorcas: well im gonna go to sleep. daily reminder i love my gf😝but goodnight🌚🫡
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Sirius: Are you with him?
Regulus: No we kiss as friends.
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Dorcas: I have lesbian hands
Marlene: send pics for research purposes pls.
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James: YOU 🫵 THINK 🙄 YOU 💃THE 🐺 SHIT 💩 BITCH 😜 YOU 😩 AINT 🙏 EVEN 💀 THE 🎀 FART 🗿
Regulus: oh.
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Regulus: I got a bottle of lube.
James: Wow! I’m starting to think Regulus isn’t a virgin.
*he says as he’s the one who took it.*
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Mary “fighting” with Lily and accidentally sending the wrong emoji : Just do it or I’ll shit on you 💇♀️
Lily: damn, scissoring.
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Dorcas sending a picture of lingerie
Marlene: Honka honka!!!
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Barty: If i say one more thing about murdering myself, im going on a grippy sock adventure!!!!
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James talking about a test with Sirius: Give me those answers now I have an F.
Sirius: nah bro i got an 0.5
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Remus: boycott school.
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Sirius talking about his dad: “Well maybe hes just-“ NO. HES A BITCH
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