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Hey, fellow Hatchetfield fans! You seen this magnificent bastard?

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He's named after the Hokey-Pokey.

THAT'S the pun in his name.

You're welcome.

I know we all talk about how both Pokey and Tinky obsess over their blorbos, but those are just 2 of the examples we have that show the true genius behind the writing for the lords.

The two main examples I'm referring to are Watcher World and Yellow Jacket.

Watcher World sees (heh) Blinky have a whole ass breakdown because the story he was invested in didn't go the wait he wanted despite him trying to force his headcanons/theories into reality.

The more egregious example would be the existence of Otho. He is literally the most blatant, out of nowhere "100% original oc do not steal" on par with something a 14 year old would post on Deviantart 10 years ago. He's so out of place, it wouldn't surprise me if the whole Roller-rama thing only exists in that timeline, directly due to Pokey's influence.

The true horror of the Hatchetfield franchise as a whole isn't that a small, remote town is used as a sandbox by 5 elder gods. It's that those elder gods behave like beligerante fanfic writers.