Hey, Fellow Hatchetfield Fans! You Seen This Magnificent Bastard?

Hey, fellow Hatchetfield fans! You seen this magnificent bastard?

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He's named after the Hokey-Pokey.

THAT'S the pun in his name.

You're welcome.

So for those who didn't know that several starkids cameoed in the TGWDLM Kill Count:

We now have (admittedly limited) footage of Ted with a ponytail.

You're welcome, fan artists. ;)

This is happening while Bill is on the phone with Alice, who is stuck at the same school Peter attends. If Ted hadn't seen Pete amongst the infected and the idea of his baby brother being in danger was forced to the back of his mind, it would've been forced out immediately after he just saw the woman he loves die.

It all makes him snapping at Bill for wanting to save Alice much more logical, he's lost the 2 people he had left who he genuinely, deeply cared about. :'[

im fuciing. theowing up. i cant rbsThe. im so. WHAT THE FUCKKKK WHAT THE FCUK WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. NICK AND MATT LANG WHEN I CATCH YOU. theyre so fucking trahic im actually going to sob. fucking lOOK FUCKING. HFUDHXISHD.

Some ramblings about the Nightmare Time season 3 episode titles

Bottle Imps:

This isn't really a prediction, but if Charlotte isn't in this episode, I will find the Langs and rip their kidneys out with my bare hands.

The imps themselves will be CCRP's attempt at lab grown sniggles or even LiBs.

Frankenruth:

Richie will also be experimented on, he either won't survive and/or will become a part of Ruth in the process

Even if nothing in the episode even remotely suggests it, it will become common fanon that Lazlo and Hidgens are related.

Becky Barnes Climbed A Tree:

Witchwood shit, baby!

Someone (probably Tom) is either crushed by a log or ends up hanged from a tree.

We might see the Metzgers again.

Devil's Night:

Dare I say the devil in question is Tinky in disguise? I mean, he's the closest thing we've seen to a classical demon. Not to mention the whole "mischief" angle.

I honestly don't know whether it would be better for Grace to fuck shit up again, just get by unscathed or actually get killed off in at least one timeline.

I have the uneasy feeling that a side character introduced in this episode will be very popular.

Miss Holloween:

I honestly, don't even know. This shit's gonna be wild.

I'm fairly confident the "for real this time" part in the synopsis will prove to be either an outright lie, or some form of double meaning.

Orb Weaver:

There will be big conflict between the Foster sisters.

MacNamara isn't fully himself, the sisters will be able to trust even less than they think

We might get another gathering of the Lords, this time, all directly addressing Hannah.

Oh, and while we're at it, the reason Ted got so sucked into Hidgens' pitch for Workin' Boys is because he peaked in college just like Hidgens, since it was when he had Jenny.

You're welcome for the sadness.

im fuciing. theowing up. i cant rbsThe. im so. WHAT THE FUCKKKK WHAT THE FCUK WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. NICK AND MATT LANG WHEN I CATCH YOU. theyre so fucking trahic im actually going to sob. fucking lOOK FUCKING. HFUDHXISHD.

Striker is the bad guy because he's a self righteous, narcissistic, hypocritical, sleazy, stubborn and two-faced bully.

I get what you're going for with "Viv is higher class so her writing is subconsciously propagandistic", I don't really agree with it, but I get it. That doesn't change the fact that Striker is still a properly loathsome character. And yes, I did just compliment Vivienne's writing of a villain.

Striker works well because he's basically Blitz with Stol-ass' delusions of moral superiority and victim complex.

(Absolutely no hate to this person. I covered their name cause I don't want to seem like I'm targeting them cause I'm not.)

Yes. This is the problem. Alastor, a human sinner, I genuinely more malicious and evil then THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS.

- ⭐️StarClown⭐️