I Know We All Talk About How Both Pokey And Tinky Obsess Over Their Blorbos, But Those Are Just 2 Of

I know we all talk about how both Pokey and Tinky obsess over their blorbos, but those are just 2 of the examples we have that show the true genius behind the writing for the lords.

The two main examples I'm referring to are Watcher World and Yellow Jacket.

Watcher World sees (heh) Blinky have a whole ass breakdown because the story he was invested in didn't go the wait he wanted despite him trying to force his headcanons/theories into reality.

The more egregious example would be the existence of Otho. He is literally the most blatant, out of nowhere "100% original oc do not steal" on par with something a 14 year old would post on Deviantart 10 years ago. He's so out of place, it wouldn't surprise me if the whole Roller-rama thing only exists in that timeline, directly due to Pokey's influence.

The true horror of the Hatchetfield franchise as a whole isn't that a small, remote town is used as a sandbox by 5 elder gods. It's that those elder gods behave like beligerante fanfic writers.

OH I wanted to put this here since you went off to bed, but I thought of an idea for Stuffy:

When he's with Simone's family he has a collar resembling a pharaoh's headdress, but after Skid gives him to Pump, Pump gets him a new orange collar with a pumpkin shaped tag

I like the collar being orange, but it feels like the tag should be a bone, to show the bond between the boys.

Also, Stuffy is a really good name for a dog that Pump eventually owns, since the first thing Pelo did to distinguish him from being a clone of Skid was to make his voice sound congested.

This made me think about him saying "I'm still not a good person" when he abandons Paul and Emma after promising to be better, emphasis on still, as in, not yet. He wanted to become a good person.

After Peter and Charlotte, the most important person to Ted at the time was Paul, who for all Ted knew, was sure to die when "Greg" grabbed him. As far as he new, he had no more reason to hope for any part of his life from earlier in that day still being intact.

I think Ted booked it for the helicopter, not just to survive, but to get a fresh start. And live a good live both for himself and for the loved ones he lost.

im fuciing. theowing up. i cant rbsThe. im so. WHAT THE FUCKKKK WHAT THE FCUK WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. NICK AND MATT LANG WHEN I CATCH YOU. theyre so fucking trahic im actually going to sob. fucking lOOK FUCKING. HFUDHXISHD.

So we got the public SM6 progress update

First, we got Patty's official last name, it's Azure

But also

..... Fuck everything.

Hey, fellow Hatchetfield fans! You seen this magnificent bastard?

I V

He's named after the Hokey-Pokey.

THAT'S the pun in his name.

You're welcome.

Striker is the bad guy because he's a self righteous, narcissistic, hypocritical, sleazy, stubborn and two-faced bully.

I get what you're going for with "Viv is higher class so her writing is subconsciously propagandistic", I don't really agree with it, but I get it. That doesn't change the fact that Striker is still a properly loathsome character. And yes, I did just compliment Vivienne's writing of a villain.

Striker works well because he's basically Blitz with Stol-ass' delusions of moral superiority and victim complex.

(Absolutely no hate to this person. I covered their name cause I don't want to seem like I'm targeting them cause I'm not.)

Yes. This is the problem. Alastor, a human sinner, I genuinely more malicious and evil then THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS.

- ⭐️StarClown⭐️