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whoever is mad at tommy kinard’s behavior sure as hell won’t survive a sec with this cunt

I’m gonna watch the last episodes of my two favorite shows, bye people~

“Olivia Pope and Annalise Keating. Every time we touched on the show, it was static electricity. Every single time. It was black girl magic on steroids.” - Viola Davis

it’s how we do - how to get away with scandal

oliver hampton + sass ➤ Everything is coming out of your mouth wrong.

Post-canon sect gatherings are about to be wild. Listen. Jin guangyao is dead, lan xichen is in seclusion, jin ling is jin ling, and we haven’t met any other competent sect leader ever. Post-canon sect gatherings are p much all on jiang cheng and huaisang to manage. And sure huaisang could help but. He’s a little shit. If it ain’t a qinghe nie problem, he’s not here for it!!! The second sect leader yao opens his mouth, huaisang is halfway out the door! He has no reputation to save and hasn’t slept in over 10 years!!! He doesn’t care! And jiang cheng! Is Jiang Cheng!

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jiang cheng: and where do you think you’re going?!

nie huaisang, leaving the meeting: stress is bad for the baby

jiang cheng: what baby?

nie huaisang: me. I’m baby

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jiang cheng: are you taking shots?!

nie huaisang: yeah want some?

jiang cheng: ………..yes give it here

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nie huaisang: this is the best way to go about this

other leaders: we don’t believe you

nie huaisang, really doesn’t care what they do anymore this meeting has been going on for 5 hours: that sounds like a you problem

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nie huaisang seeing off those sect leaders who refused to listen to him: bye! I trust in your ability to handle this your way!!!

nie huaisang: there’s a 30% chance they’re all gonna die

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jiang cheng: slices a table in half

jiang cheng, throwing some money at the broken table: I’ll pay for that

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other sect leaders: is this… a liability waiver?

nie huaisang: yeah I had some written up after sect leader jiang broke that guy’s legs last meeting? anyways everyone sign one before going in please

other sect leader: maybe…. sect leader jiang could stop injuring people at meetings instead?

nie huaisang: hahaha No. don’t forget to date your signature.

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jiang cheng: either we start agreeing or I’m gonna get the whip

nie huaisang: diplomacy at its finest

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nie huaisang: everyone, welcome to the banquet! the unclean realms welcomes all its allies!

jiang cheng: wei wuxian is sucking face with lan wangji right behind you

nie huaisang: this ain’t about them

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nie huaisang: sorry I’m late. I ran into a problem on the way

jiang cheng: what problem?

nie huaisang: not wanting to come

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nie huaisang: we need to do something about your temper. how about you just do what I do?

jiang cheng: which is?

nie huaisang: every time sect leader yao talks I imagine shoving my fist down his throat and watching him choke on it slowly, clutching at his neck, as his face turns blue and he dies.

nie huaisang: really puts me in a much better mood :)

jiang cheng: …. noted

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jiang cheng vividly imagining killing sect leader yao: oh hey

nie huaisang: what did I tell you?

#i wonder if white guys watching this show realize that this is them?

Am I a bad person? Well, the mask if off, so I’m gonna say yes. But am I the mastermind criminal who pulled off a series of violent murders? Hell no.

The person you’re most mad at, I’m afraid, is me. Clyde happened because I left you all alone in that house so much. Clyde did that to me, Mama, not you. But where was I? You were working two jobs because Daddy left us. You’re not hearing me, Anna Mae.

Bonus:

OK i am really excited for this show

powerful-as-hell POC woman in a leading role? Yess

Homosexual man who isnt acting like the typical ‘token gay best friend’ type? yeesssss

just

i am ready

there are like only one or two fics of asher I AM GOING TO LOSE IT I NEED MOREEEE

Felicity Smoak (Arrow)

Oliver Hampton (HTGAWM)

Molly Hooper (Sherlock)

aka the “Adorable dorks who were only supposed to be in one episode but ended up becoming fan favourites and shipped with the main character” Club

My sister littlesestras made me an amazing gift this Christmas! There was a little paper tab sticking out of my stocking, and when I pulled on it, it revealed a portrait of Annalise Keating, done in the style of the Grieving Widow Stretch Portrait in the Haunted Mansion!

All of us thinking Wes was alive

Things I Currently Love

I was tagged by the awesome doesanyonewannagetout, so here goes!

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One song

Zero 7 + José González - "Last Light"

Two movies

The Tale of the Princess Kaguya

Black Swan

Three TV shows

Looking

Fresh Off the Boat

How to Get Away With Murder

Four famous people

Björk

John Oliver

Tilda Swinton

Chris Hemsworth

Five foods

Pizza

Chicken curry

Buttery mashed potatoes with gravy

Bacon and mushroom cheeseburgers

Soft serve ice cream mixed with crushed Oreo cookies and crumbled Reese's peanut butter cups

Tag six people

notebelow ( <--- tumblr crush! >_< )

fauxgrownup ( <--- tumblr crush! >_< )

a-precis ( <--- tumblr crush! >_< )

youcancallmekhaleesi

eluspacer

zoastertoaster

And the only reason I got through any of this was… Oliver. (insp)

And we found love right where we are

boobsmuke Here is my most recommended Coliver Fanfics!!!!!!

To Be Hellish by colivrs

Connor Walsh does not do jealousy. It’s totally unsightly, even if he does want to prevent Oliver from talking to any men out there. Gay, straight, or otherwise.

Advice Conner Never Thought He’d Get by Jaydeemz

When Connor gets a phone call from an overworked Oliver, he accepts the cancellation of his date a bit too quickly. The other members of the Keating Five, sensing that Connor could use some help in the relationship department, intervene.

Turn it Off and On Again by matchsticks 

A ten-thousand word office AU, written for the prompt “Connor really does work at the bank across the street and his idiot coworker, Asher, keeps getting viruses on their computer by downloading porn. Eventually, the bank borrows some IT guys from the advertizing firm across the street, including Oliver. Connor tries to ask Oliver out, but Oliver mistakenly thinks Connor is straight (because of Asher’s porn). So, Connor starts infecting the office computers with more viruses to get another excuse to talk to Oliver and try again.” It isn’t exactly like that, but it sort of is exactly like that.

Something Hot by FreshBrains

Bonnie, their shift supervisor, threw him a withered glare. “Stop giving cute guys free drinks. We’re not here to get you laid.” She pinned her nametag onto her apron, signaling the start of her shift.

What Are You Doing? by ramblesandreblogs

Connor can’t even manage to stay on his side of the couch for an hour – not that he really tries.

little do you know (i need a little more time) by connerdont

everybody has a timer that counts down to the moment they meet their soulmate, and connor has commitment issues.

Texts by morethancupcake

“I met someone. The words on the screen murdering him, one letter at a time. Sorry. Running late. I met someone.” Oliver is running late, and Connor assumes the worst.

Hope you enjoy!!!!