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I’m gonna watch the last episodes of my two favorite shows, bye people~
He's leavin'... On that midnight train to Georgia...
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Scandal 5x18
I’ve been tagged by the sneaky @imputerastrash
(A long time ago) (I’m waiting for InDesign to install so here we go) (i love @imputerastrash it’s really funny btw)
The Rules: 1. Go to this www.random.org/lists/ 2. Pick 15 characters from any fandom or whatever you’re into. 3. Tag five or more people. 4. Have fun!
Your mom/dad: Peter Bishop…he seems to be a good father but don’t loose me in a multiverse please thank you dad Your sibling: Aaron Burr, sir, actually he’s my twin and I’m okay with that Your grandma/grandpa: Olivia Pope. I can’t imagine her as a Grandma xD I hope she will tell me a lot of scandalous secret the thirsty me is ready for that Haunts you: Thomas Jefferson…whaaaaaaaat *Jefferson’s voice* noooo (but it’s the Daveed Diggs’ Jefferson) (haunt me as you want buddy) (i will roast you) Your boyfriend/girlfriend: Brienne of Tarth YES. YEEES. I WILL BE YOUR KNIGHT YOUR JAIME LANNISTER BABE MY HEART IS YOURS 💚💚💚 Your ex: Wes Gibbins daaaamn long neck :/ I hope we still be friends. And I’m still alive. Because I know you, you’re not a very lucky guy (and maybe I dumped you for that :x) Your best friend: Foggy Nelson yeaaaaaaaah everyone needs a Foggy BEST AVOCADO IN LAW Nelson in their life! I will treat you well. (better than Murdock and it will be easy tbh #shade) Proposed to you: Pearl omg I said YES. This lil thing need to be loved and I will love her. (And I hope you and Brienne will teach me how to fight with a sword.) Your boss: T’Challa OH YES YESSSSS I’M A DORA MILAJE YAY I LOVE IT FEAR ME I’VE MY WAKANDIAN PASSPORT AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASS FOR THE KING THE BLACK PANTHER BYYYEEEE Random person you meet at a bar: Finn oooh I hope we’ll meet again. I’m sure he would has been funny and adorable and we will meet AGAIN. (i took his intergalactic number) Your rival: Sansa Stark. WELL I’M FUCKED. I can’t I don’t want noooo. Please let me be your friend instead D: Gave you your first kiss: Angelica Schuyler YEAAAAH I’M SATISFIED. Drunk and singing karaoke with: Annalise Keating hahaha xD well it must be really fun i’m sure she’s a funny person and we will sing some really good tunes together Played 7 minutes in heaven with: Jon Snow. :o :o (ok I googled this and I’m ok for it) (but for the fun I will take this sentence literally because he literally went to heaven lolilol) (and I send him back because everyone needs you dude) Gave you your first dessert: Franziska Von Karma ooow so sweet from her? It must has been a dessert with a whipped creme on it heheheh bye I can’t assume this pun
I don’t know who I gonna tag @glitterishlove ? @cannibalitchi? @charles-duke ? (Only if you want :3 Anyone else? raise your hand)
Scandal of Bohemia
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“Olivia Pope and Annalise Keating. Every time we touched on the show, it was static electricity. Every single time. It was black girl magic on steroids.” - Viola Davis
it’s how we do - how to get away with scandal
Top 10 WORST Moms in Pop Culture (In My Opinion)
1. Mother Gothel (Tangled)
Mother Knows Best? I don’t think so.
2. Margaret White (Carrie)
I recommend you get a life check, Mrs. White.
3. Mrs. Voorhees (Friday The 13th)
At least your son avenged you.
4. Gertrude (Hamlet)
Sarabi’s not so motherly counterpart.
5. Cersei (Game of Thrones)
This mama only wants the best for her son- and not in a good way.
6. Lusamine (Pokémon Sun and Moon)
If Worst Pokémon Mom of The Year was on a trophy, Lusamine would hold that title.
7. Ragyo (Kill La Kill)
Why on earth would you do such awful things to your own daughter?! Why?!
8. Queen Vexus (My Life as a Teenage Robot)
Yzma, is that you?
9. Maya Lewis (Scandal)
She’s a monster mama. Literally.
10. Mom (Futurama)
If the word tyrant was a woman, this would be her.
This Santos story cannot get any crazy. Did they just elect the male Anna Delvey into congress?
As always, a small remark without major consequences.
There were times when presidents resigned because of wiretapping their political opponents.
Watergate.
We don't think Nixon deserved the name tricky dick from today's perspective.
Where has moral decency and the social norm for reprehensibility gone?
What do you have to do to be held accountable - a coup d'état attempt is not it?
American is quite correct - in the case of child abuse, that's really the only thing that could stop him!
Unless a nasty question is a 14 year old who looks like a twenty year old can also get away by him?
Really nasty comment, but that's probably the only thing that could stop him. We don't insinuate that he would do that and we believe he knows his limits even though his limits don't have anything to do with decency.
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The man has no moral compass and yet everyone who would like to get rid of the "woke" moral compass loves him.
You can love him or loathe him, but you have to give him credit for being the first morally rotten sexsit in American history to be totally Teflon-coated.
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Epstein was arrested in July 2019. The businessman, who was networked in the highest circles, allegedly committed sexualised violence against numerous girls, including minors, and also introduced them to other men. Around a month after his arrest, Epstein was found dead in his cell at the age of 66. According to official reports, he took his own life.
Epstein wasn't made of Teflon, even if Trump was proven to have had relations to him, it doesn't stick to Trump.
If I grabbed her by the pussy, for many it would have been the end, or rather the political end, but not for him.
What does that say about a class of society that doesn't find this reprehensible and has the deepest contempt for women?
An adult older man with orange hair who is officially shit enough makes a public statement that he will date a now ten year old girl in ten years.
How sick is that, how cock-driven do you have to be to make such a morally reprehensible statement?
Perverted old sexsites with money and a certain degree of fame are not outside the law.
However, if a legal system repeatedly grants pardon to such a man, it is either corrupt or a completely lawless space without any restrictions.
Any other old man with orange hair would have long since been banned for this string of sexual assaults.
The nice uncle next door wouldn't have a chance here before the law and the same social class that Trump so adores.
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The moral downfall of a nation manifests itself in its inner brutalisation in dealing with each other and different assessments of the same facts.
Congratulations Mr Teflon, it may not stick to you, but your nation will be permanently damaged by it.
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
Josh Billings
On the other hand, with real political considerations, as long as migration is not visible and you can pay lower wages for hard work to earn money, migration was never an issue.
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Which hogwarts house would you put the characters of Smallville and Scandal?
I can’t do Smallville.
For Scandal…
Cyrus, Olivia, Rowan, Maya and Mellie are Slytherin — Olivia is a Slytherin who thinks she’s a Gryffindor
Huck is Ravenclaw
Jake is a Gryffindor who hangs out with Slytherins
Fitz is a Squib
David and James are Hufflepuff
Abby, Quinn and Marcus I don’t care enough about to place.
could you do a list of your fav olake moments pls!
1. “Dance Off Into The Sun”
Because I legitimately feel like this saying “I love you” without saying “I love you” since the sun is such an important theme, word, idea etc. to them specifically as a couple and as individuals
2. Everything About 5x18
Because I think it’s just an entire episode that epitomizes how much they mean to each other, how vulnerable and emotionally safe they can be together, Olivia’s walls are broken down in 5x18 and they’re happy and they’re going to be happy and it’s going to be great and then it’s ruined and they’re both absolutely devastated.
3. First Meet
Like I said, instant chemistry, instant connection, instant banter, it’s just a flirty, nice breezy fun scene.
4. 5x10 Sex Scene
Legit, it’s just hot.
5. Gettysburger/Beer
I like it when couples have “things” and as someone who actually just loves burgers I was super happy that burgers was one of their things and I mean, she listens to him, respects his tastes etc. they’re nice details.
6. Bring Him Back
Because Olivia goes hard for Jake and I always live for when she pushes Fitz to save him.
7. 5x15 Scenes
Every time I watch these things I’m like, oh my lord and hmmmmmm at the same time because it’s an epitome of why I like the back-and-forth between Olake more than Olitz because they play each other and it is most definitely tit for tat. When Jake breaks into her house, there is a sense of getting Olivia to relinquish control, getting her to surrender to the pleasure that he can make her feel. Olivia responds to that by crashing his dinner date and dominating him with the pleasure she can make him feel.
And this is about more than just sex, this is a psychological game in which they’re both proving to each other that no one understands the other like they can and they both do it:
As I’m doing this I’m just like, what is it like filming Scandal, honestly.
8. “Do Over”
because I remember just being so refreshed at having something other than Olitz and while I liked Edison and Olivia together, I knew it was never going to be Edison, Olivia was so absent in that relationship so when Jake makes the “do over” speech, I was like lord yes, she needs a do over, I need a do over, this show needs a do over, something different, come on.
9. Any time Jake drags her
And I put this in because when Jake drags Olivia, she deserves it. Even if what he says is hurtful it’s not malicious because it’s not unprovoked or unneeded, she needs to hear what he’s telling her because he’s not wrong and someone has to tell her the things she doesn’t want to hear and 99% of the time that’s Jake.
10. “I Do Summon You”
Because, Olivia, you’re the one who showed up to his apartment, naked, so like, lol, OK, girl.
11. “I’m Scared”
Because emotional intimacy.
12. 3x12 Phone Conversation
Because I thought it was an interesting conversation about fears. She fears being her mother, she fears the fact that she felt something for Jake, something outside of her thing for Fitz and she’s admitting that.
That’s it for now!
get to know me meme: 1/10 female characters - Melody “Mellie” Grant, Scandal.
I would still have my dignity if it wasn’t for you. I would still have my career if it wasn’t for you. Those jurors would still be alive if it wasn’t for you. I would have gotten to see Jerry attend his senior prom if it wasn’t for you. I wouldn’t have had to bury my baby if it wasn’t for you! I wouldn’t have even had kids. I wouldn’t have married you. I wouldn’t have forced myself to stomach you and your disgusting father lying on top of me. I would have had something, been something, done something. I wouldn’t have wasted making you feel okay about your pathetic mediocrity, petting you and applauding you. My life would have meant something if it wasn’t for you! Goodbye, Fitz.
Olivia: [about Fitz] If I stuck this fork into his thigh, would I get in trouble?
Mellie:
Mellie: Not if you make it look like an accident.
Cyrus: Ok Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Cyrus:
Cyrus: Alexa, how do I get-
Endless list of my favourite characters 4/ : Mellie Grant
“It hurts until it doesn’t. You think it will break you, but it won’t.”
I WILL CRY HOW IS THERE ONLY ONE FIC FOR A CHARACTER IM FIXATED ON??? like im watching scandal and abbott, THERES ONLY ONE singular, INDIVIDUAL fic for both quinn perkins and now janine teagues (thanks to @avasassisstant01 tho<3) but like guys im so close to doing it myself.... tiktok editor to tumblr fic writer pipeline??