Hunchback Of Notre Dame - Tumblr Posts
“Frollo saw Esmeralda as a demon. Quasimodo saw Esmeralda as an angel. Phoebus saw her as Esmeralda. That is why Esmeralda fell in love with Phoebus.”
— - Hannah B, on Quasimodo ‘not getting the girl’ in Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame
TIL that there is gay Frollo porn. Usually with Phoebus topping.
Just had a vivid image of the eyes of Notre Dame looking down at Frollo like
👀 Sir, Sir, please calm down!👀
So myself and two best friends got matching tattoos that say Κύριε ἐλέησον. It’s pronounced Kyrie Eleison and in ancient Greek means “Lord have mercy.” It’s one of the oldest Christian liturgical prayers and features in the Bible, and when Christianity became Latinised, it as one of the only surviving Greek prayers.
Just for fun I plugged it into Google Translate to see what modern Greek thinks of it and
10/10 A+ tat so glad its marked on my skin forever, would tattoo again
Dance la Esmeraaaalda~
disney's hunchback of notre dame was fucking weird.
on one hand, they went on the delicate and deep intricacies of religion and how religion doesn't necessarily make you a good person and how corruption can taint the hearts of even the most holey person and some details on racism and forms of colonialism.
on the other hand they gave the hunchback of notre dame a fucking happy ending
fun fact: I am a Clopin boy.. Claude just occupies my head these days
OML, I MISS HIM SO SO SO SOOOO MUCH
HE'S. SO. CUTE.
[📀 Kiss - I was made for loving you]
Retro Filter + Rock Love Song + Clopin = 💜
Fusing Clopin to this song is a therapy HAHAJAHAHA
It's either him or emperor kuzco
The demons of Saint Cathedral
You wake up to feeling a cold, wet sucking feeling on your toes. You gasp quietly, pulling back your foot and looking to see who the culprit is. “Frollo!” You gasp, seeing your beloved husband gently suckling on your toes. “Toes are not for sucking on!” You scold him.
Frollo’s face crumples. “But I want the BIDDY!” He shrieks.
You look at him sternly. Where are his manners?! “You want the biddy what?” You coax.
“Want biddy please.” Frollo says, pouting innocently.
“Okay. You can have biddy.” You say, taking off your shirt exposing your pillowy breasts. He stares at your nipples with wide eyes and suddenly howls in excitement.
“AWooooooO!OOOO” He howls, leaping forwards and greedily beginning to suckle on your teat like he has been starved for years. You gasp as his teeth dig in, he can’t get enough of the biddy! “MORE MOMMY, MORE.” He growls, ferociously draining your breast of its sweet nectar. Before switching sides he throws his head back and howls again. “AWOOOOoowoooooOOWWO!!!” And then he sucks your other boob dry.
When he realises he has drank all of the delicious substance his eyes darken. “Me want more biddy.” “T-There’s no more Frollo.” You say fearfully as he starts to convulse and foam at the mouth.
“BIDDY.” “No there’s no-” Before you can finish your sentence Frollo pounces, biting down hard on your nipple. Then… he bites your nipple OFF!! You scream in fear and shove him off the bed, your nipple spurting blood everywhere. Frollo chews on it violently like a piece of pepperoni. “That is very naughty Frollo! GO IN TIME OUT!!!” You yell at him.
He starts whimpering, knowing he has been a bad Frollo. He starts to go into timeout when you get an idea…
“Actually, I have a better punishment in mind…” You smirk deviously, pulling a box out from behind you. Frollo starts cowering and whimpering like a puppy who has been caught pissing on the floor. (Which he has done before.) You open the box… There’s…. A HOLE…. You then command and shout and scream and yell and whip “Get your dick in that hole NOW!”
You then spank his soft and supple asscheeks, staining them red. Frollo obediently puts his dick inside the box, feeling excruciating pain. “WHAT IS IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN BOX?” He asks.
A dark cloud forms over your face…. “Thorns and crabs…”
“You wouldn’t..” Frollo says. You open the box revealing….
The crabs nibbling at his dick, which is red and bleeding, looking like a pepperami from how much flesh the crabs have consumed. They are performing a blood ritual with his penis blood and the thorns, and they are chanting the lyrics to “Butter” by BTS. Then Frollo realises they are calling to Cthulu….
And then Frollo starts panicking and breathing heavily. “What have you done to me? I thought you loved me?!” He cries.
You then shed your skinsuit and reveal your true form…
Satan.
You attach a collar to his neck and his feet. “You’re my crab now…”
“NOOOO WHY!!!” Frollo screams, but his screams get cut off as he begins to transform into a crab. He then scuttles away into the box. “You were always my favourite, dear Frollo,” You say, and then you look down at your bloodied nipple hole. “But that nipple was my most favourite.” You take a dump into the box and shove it away.
But then Frollo grabs the poo with his claw, beginning to write ‘i love you’ with the rancid turd. You notice and start to cry and cut yourself. You squeeze the blood onto the crabs which transforms Frollo into a human again.. But he is a half crab mutation. He still has his claws.
“I have an idea of where you can put those claws..” You say seductively, spreading your legs.
Frollo winks and polishes his claw with his nearby cumsock. He salivates on it to make sure it is nice and wet, then he shoves it up your pussyhole. He opens and closes his massive girthy claw.
“Pwahhhh, FISHY!” You say through a moan.
“Yum yum yum in my tum!” Frollo says as he takes out his claw and sucks off all your liquids. Then.. Frollo grimaces at a sudden irony taste. “Babe.. I think you are on your period.. You look down and see that he is RIGHT. “Oh dear.” You say. “I have no pads left Frollo, you will have to keep me clean throughout my week of bleeding.”
“This will be the week of your life..” Frollo says, before swirling his tongue in your hole to get ALL of the blood and juicy yummy clots.
Inktober Day 1 - Gargoyle
psa:
the hunchback of notre dame was not and never should have been intended for children. it’s a complex story about love, lust, power dynamics and racism, and by watering it down into a G-RATED kids’ cartoon (with cute singing gargoyles!) we lost out on all the richness of it. esmeralda is just a pretty dancing girl. phoebus is a nice soldier. against this backdrop, “hellfire” is startlingly frightening and creepy. (because it’s adult!) quasimodo sees esmeralda as an angel, frollo sees her as the Devil incarnate, and there’s little else to bring us to a correct conclusion of her character. victor hugo would’ve been mortified. (also, the hypersexualization of a woman of color…)
that doesn’t apply as much to the disney stage musical. here, disney actually meant this for adults. here, you get sweeping orchestral music, a plethora of lyrically complex songs, a richly textured frollo, and even an emotional glimpse of jehan. it’s not without its faults: despite a little more character development, esmeralda is still a very adult sex symbol (hey! she was supposed to be 16!), and phoebus is rewritten as a heroic little himbo. and gringoire is still Not in the picture. but at least you get a better representation of what victor hugo actually intended.
the thing is, two-hour adaptations of massive novels are probably always going to fall short. but victor hugo chose to write SO in depth about lust, sin, misogyny, hypocrisy, death, racism, unrequited love, etc etc etc! there is so much in this book! and the thing is that i believe children are capable of understanding complex themes, and i believe that they should be exposed to rich media. age-appropriate, of course, and i don’t think that this is a story appropriate for young children — but even if disney was planning to cut out the frollo lust plotline (which they didn’t), at least represent women? and romani people? and racism? and unrequited love? in a way that’s both palatable and well-written. we don’t need to water things down for children to understand them. take mr. roger’s neighborhood! take star trek! take bluey! these are all shows that tackle hard themes in a kid-friendly way. more of this please!!!
and if it comes to a story like hunchback, where the big storyline is that a catholic priest is lusting after a young girl? do us a favor and don’t make it into a kid’s cartoon.
Lines from musicals that just make my voice kink go WILD
"VERONICA open the open the door please Veronica open the door" from Meant to be Yours (Heathers)- okay this one is just obligatory I didn't have much of a choice with this one
"touch me... TRUST ME" from Music of the Night (Phantom of the Opera)- I literally short circuited when I first heard this one. Like I had to pause the music and go take a little walk
"fUn is my mission" from Rest and Recreation (Hunchback of Notre Dame)- hooooo boy. Ohhhh my. Gimme a minute. Hoo boy. Andrew Samonsky you don't have to DO me like that
That one bit from Anthony Warlow's Alive. You know what I'm talking about. No elaboration needed.
While we're on the subject of Jekyll and Hyde: "IIIIII'LLLLL LIVE INSIDE YOU FOREVER! WITH SATAN HIMSELF BY MY SIDE"- you know Hyde can live inside ME forever any day he wants if youknowwhatimsayin
Honestly just Anthony warlow as a whole
"I'm ready,I'm ready, I'm READy.... And soon... IIIIII'LLLLL be freeeeee" from The Masters Song (Dracula)- ohhhh it's just so good. I just... I never thought I'd be simping over crazy bug man but here we are are you happy
Another Dracula one because I'm insane: "LIFE AFTER LIFE! YOU WON'T NEED FLOWERS ON YOUR GRAVE! YOU WON'T NEED PRAYERS! YOU HAVE NO MORTAL SOUL TO SAVE!!!"- well jeez when you put it like that sign me up for vampire no questions asked
"let's... HAUNT THIS BITCH" "baRbAraaah!" from Ready Set Reprise (Beetlejuice)- okay maybe this one isn't sexy or whatever but just... He just loves his wife so much and... Guys I need a sec they're so in love
"I am your Dentist! And I enjoy the career that I picked! I...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIgham your DENTIST" from Dentist! (Little Shop of Horrors)- he's freaky. I like him. And that NOTE ASSFFGDSSHHDSGJJHF
“Is it possible she heard every last unspoken word RACing out of my heart?” from She Was There (Scarlet Pimpernel) - GUYYYYYSSSSS I cannot he’s just so in love and
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
The only fool I see is YOU. The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
Phoebus hypnotized by Jafar
Jafar is also mischievous and playful like Kaa. His first victim? The brave and attractive Captain Phoebus.
"Everything will be fine..." Jafar said, pointing his snake staff at the captain's eyes.
"Everything...will be...fine.." Phoebus repeated, totally hypnotized.
"You are at my command," continued the vizier.
"I am... at your... command"
"From now on you are my slave and you will obey all my orders"
"Yes, master..." Phoebus finally responded, completely submissive to Jafar.
After hypnotizing him in the cathedral, Jafar decided to take Phoebus to Agrabah to enjoy him and his body. During the first night of sex, while in bed, Phoebus showed signs of coming out of the trance.
"Ehh?... What happened?..."
Jafar, seeing that there was still some will left in the captain, grabbed his snake staff and hypnotized him again.
"Remember, Phoebus, you are mine and you live only to serve me."
"Yes, master. I live only to serve you." Phoebus responded, once again falling victim to the staff's mind control spell.
Sometimes hypnosis spells need to be repeated to continue the trance cycle, Jafar knows this. Phoebus is doomed to be Jafar's puppet forever.