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3 years ago
Brad And Chris Neighbor Becky Came Over To Help The Boys Figure Out Who Was Who After An Impromptu Who

Brad and Chris’ neighbor Becky came over to help the boys figure out who was who after an impromptu ‘who wore it best’ competition went to round two. Well, probably three… Or was that the number of margaritas they had? If so, it might be four but likely five. Do shots count? That’s when either Brad or Chris said he thought they both looked like a 10.

The drunken bantor ended abruptly when Becky announced she’d be back in the morning if they still didn’t know who was who. Right now it really didn’t matter.

Becky then boldly poured herself two brimming margaritas, each with a heavy lining of salt at the rim and lushly garnished with fresh cut limes. She bid the two gentleman ‘good evening’ then walked herself out the door stating to the world she was “not apologizing for it!”

Woah. Becky was on it.

Well then, Brad and Chris might actually like her. That was going to be confusing.


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3 years ago
I Dont Know What Were Looking For Brad. It Could Be Anything. Just Like You, Im Only Looking Because

“I don’t know what we’re looking for Brad. It could be anything. Just like you, I’m only ‘looking’ because they gave us these matching swimmers with $100 inside. Do we even know these people?”


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11 months ago
Being Who He Was, Gustavio Absolutely Loathed Anything From The Ocean Except The Hunky Sexy Mermen That

Being who he was, Gustavio absolutely loathed anything from the ocean except the hunky sexy Mermen that he so vurrry, vurrry, vurrry badly to meet.


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