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Hi! Once again the Riku brain rot has consumed my entire being, so here's some headcanons I've created (not in any particular order).
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He's Handy! He can fix almost anything. He loves tinkering with his Gummi Ship!
His favorite food is grilled fish! White fish specifically, like flounder, sea bass, tilapia, etc. And he has a taste for savory treats, which combats Sora's sweet tooth.
He comes from a loving home. He loves his parents, a lot and they love him. However, his biological mother passed away when he was 7ish (after BBS, but before Kairi arrived). His father became emotionally unavailable for a while, until he met Riku's stepmom. She filled her motherly role over Riku and he thanks her for it. He loves his step mom!!!
His dad taught him a variety of things like: self defense, how to fix common things, fishing, basic survival skills, and the basics of building
He moved out after KH2, and got his own place. The reason why is because after everything he's been through he needs his own space to brood about how small everything is. Albeit sad, his father approved and has the land lady check up on him every so often đ„ș Riku helps outs his elderly land lady and pays rent on TIME! He's a responsible boy đ
Riku isn't all into fashion but he can DRESS. He loves a good "urban/street wear" look, and fucks heavy with grunge. He appreciates the chains and skull designs that come with "punk" fashion but doesn't think he can pull it off
Riku doesn't spend a needless amount of time on his looks. He has gel for his hair, a skin care routine, and a nighttime ritual to keep his hygiene up. He's very much a pretty boy in our eyes, but that's just his genes. He does the bare minimum to keep himself looking presentable
Speaking of his looks, he surprisingly gets his good genes from his dad. The muscles, the hair, the jaw line, all from his old man. His father was most definitely a looker back in the day! That being said, Riku has his mother's smile and her eyes. He also carries her temperament with him.
Along with tinkering being a hobby of his, he likes video games too! But he's not a complete shut in video game nerd. Riku LOVES the outdoors. The wilderness calls him like he's a feral animal !!! He likes camping, and fishing! He's the main guy on the islands you'd go to for some handy survival tips. He knows a good amount of edible plants, fungi, berries, leaves, and etcetera to eat if he ever got stranded. He has one or two books on that kind of stuff but he doesn't read it anymore.
After the events of KH2, Riku didn't go back to highschool. Instead he got a GED (or KH equivalent) online and started taking community college courses. He's doing it to make his dearly departed mother proud.
To add on to that, Riku is a fast learner. He's quite intellectual when it comes to mathematics, some history, and biology but please don't ask him why the author made the curtains blue đ the boy is emotionally stunted. He is NOT using critical thinking when it comes down to poetry or thick prose. He has some emotional intelligence but compared to Sora, he might as well have the emotional capacity of a brick wall đ
Alright! That's all I have for now (it's 5am, I should be sleeping) if I have any more I'll post em lol
XOXO Mx. Jade đ
Cannibalism is the PUREST form of intimacy, it's the closest you can ever get to someone. Ever. Sure there are other ways, sex, making out, you're putting your body on and in someone for a short period of time... but that isn't the longest you can be in someone. Consuming someone is becoming one with them, deepest depths of guts and flesh you can ever reach within a person is if they eat you. Getting digested by them is becoming one with them. Cannibalism is inherently sexual. kissing, eating someone out, tasting someone, you're using your mouth. Our mouth is for consumption, you're consuming that person. It's all intertwined. There are songs that directly correlate eating with sex, i could name so many but i'd be here forever. Even the euphemisms we use for those body parts equate to food.
It's often done in a violating way though.
âHe no longer believed in anyone, especially himself.â
Tian Guan Ci Fu Vol. 6.
This is the second part of this drawing
Thank you to my supervisor and my fucking managers for being shitty ass people. Motherfuckers, you arenât supposed ask people why they fucking called in. âPeople calling in, affects the scheduling.â I have the sick hours and I decide to call in because Iâm finally tired of being by myself at the desk is your fault for poor scheduling.
To my fucking supervisor, your little, âIâm not meant to be coverageâ is pure bullshit!! I see supervisors in different departments cover their employees lunches! The fuck you mean you canât cover 30min-1hr, your daughter is a fucking supervisor too and she covers lunches when there is no one else there.
Last Monday, I was with one coworker at the desk until 4pm because he had to leave and if he has to leave then he has to leave, Iâm not going to stop him from leaving, you didnât come to desk until 6:30 and you ask me a dumbass question of âYou were by yourself this whole time??â. Bullshit! I know damn well you check the schedules, there is no fucking way you didnât know that I was by myself. On top of that the fuck you mean we still needed take our lunches?! You mean to tell me that you were in the meeting room until fucking 6:30 and you didnât take your lunch?? I know damn well those Monday supervisor meetings end within an hour or two because I see most of the other supervisors go back to their departments so donât act stupid when someone decides not to show up or come back after their lunch!
To my operations manager, you damn cunt, donât act all fucking friendly. You know damn well youâre a fucking asshole. You ask associates why theyâre calling in?? Motherfucker you damn well know that shit is illegal to ask! I asked you to see if could return a drain auger, because those things are not meant to be returned because itâs a hazmat issue! You just walk over to pick the auger up and dump it in the trash??!! You cunt, I hadnât even returned it yet and the even the customer that was in front of us was like âokay??â
To my specialty manager, sir! You are literally the most physically intimidating person we know in the fucking store, I get it we have to make the customers happy, but you bitch, when we tell you that someone is trying to return their old shit with new receipts, we just need you to tell them no! The fuck you mean?? âYou canât prove it?â Motherfucker! The receipt says they bought the product two days ago when that product looks older than two days!! I need you to be the manager you are paid to be!
Iâm so glad I reported your asses! The store manager wasnât doing anything and is all buddy buddy with you all! I had no choice but to go to hotline because I needed someone to actually do something about it. If youâre upset we go to the hotline, either be good managers or donât make the hotline so easy to fucking access!
Camp Here And There doodlesssssss
MWAHAHAHAHđč
Sometimes a family is just a corpse, his pathetic nerd and a creep cult leader
Please ignore my spelling đ anyway Iâm kind of obsessed with this podcast somebody save me
My whole body hurtsâŠ
Itâs been months, nothing should hurt this bad.
Im so sick of grievingâŠ
I. Am. So. Exhausted.