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My boyfriend is no longer in trouble everything is right with the world again until the stupid bastard does something dumb again🥰
@thearcadesys 💚💙🧡
People trying to lie to someone who has trauma is so funny, I have trust issues my guy everything's a lie til it's proven otherwise💀
anyway would you guys believe me if i said i have 300 words of jon’s feelings about doors?
(and another 350 words of him getting re-traumatized by knocking via jane prentiss???)
Itachi headcanons
Because I love him and his pretty brain
Masterlist and rules
Let's start with his plans
His plans have plans
That man has skills
I am convinced that he has a backup plan of anything.
No toilet paper? Oh, no worries. He has a scroll with it
Your cat run away? Just go to him and he'll found a way in merely a minute
On a sad note...
I think he is a silent cryer
Yes, we did saw him cry, but you know, never a full blast
I think that even if he has a full panic attack going on he would be so silent that no one notice until they look at him
I headcanon him to play with his hands a lot
He's nervous? "Oh, look how slickly the ring goes around my finger"
He's bored? "My hands can do this? Wow, such things I learn"
It's either he plays with his hands or his necklance
As I said in Shisui's headcanons I think they hugged a lot and Shisui had a thing for Itachi's hair
Itachi jokingly said Shisui had a relationship with his hair and he needed to ask him for permission before he could marry them
Shisui took him seriously
So he got a pretty hair tie
he dressed up
And he asked Itachi to marry his hair
Itachi didn't know what to say or do
He couldn't understand if he was joking or not
So he said yes and wondered on the meaning of life
He still has the hair tie somewhere in his belongings and he puts it on from time to time
In a non massacre!AU:
He left anbu after a few years, preferring a jonin rank along helping the police force
But he didn't take any kids to teach
He had enough with Sasuke, Shisui and Naruto
Sakura was the only one who helped him not to rip his hair off
But she's ready to do it herself whenever he stumbles through the hospital doors
It doesn't really happened frequently, but when it happens Shisui hides in fear to be the next in Sakura's list
He definetly loves animals and has at least a cat and a dog in his house
Whenever Sasuke goes over to his house the cat just run away while the dog loves to be cuddled
We stan chicken Vs Itachi in this blog
I said what I said
Masterlist and rules
Itachi headcanons
Because I love him and his pretty brain
Masterlist and rules
Let's start with his plans
His plans have plans
That man has skills
I am convinced that he has a backup plan of anything.
No toilet paper? Oh, no worries. He has a scroll with it
Your cat run away? Just go to him and he'll found a way in merely a minute
On a sad note...
I think he is a silent cryer
Yes, we did saw him cry, but you know, never a full blast
I think that even if he has a full panic attack going on he would be so silent that no one notice until they look at him
I headcanon him to play with his hands a lot
He's nervous? "Oh, look how slickly the ring goes around my finger"
He's bored? "My hands can do this? Wow, such things I learn"
It's either he plays with his hands or his necklance
As I said in Shisui's headcanons I think they hugged a lot and Shisui had a thing for Itachi's hair
Itachi jokingly said Shisui had a relationship with his hair and he needed to ask him for permission before he could marry them
Shisui took him seriously
So he got a pretty hair tie
he dressed up
And he asked Itachi to marry his hair
Itachi didn't know what to say or do
He couldn't understand if he was joking or not
So he said yes and wondered on the meaning of life
He still has the hair tie somewhere in his belongings and he puts it on from time to time
In a non massacre!AU:
He left anbu after a few years, preferring a jonin rank along helping the police force
But he didn't take any kids to teach
He had enough with Sasuke, Shisui and Naruto
Sakura was the only one who helped him not to rip his hair off
But she's ready to do it herself whenever he stumbles through the hospital doors
It doesn't really happened frequently, but when it happens Shisui hides in fear to be the next in Sakura's list
He definetly loves animals and has at least a cat and a dog in his house
Whenever Sasuke goes over to his house the cat just run away while the dog loves to be cuddled
We stan chicken Vs Itachi in this blog
I said what I said
Masterlist and rules
Itachi headcanons
Because I love him and his pretty brain
Masterlist and rules
Let's start with his plans
His plans have plans
That man has skills
I am convinced that he has a backup plan of anything.
No toilet paper? Oh, no worries. He has a scroll with it
Your cat run away? Just go to him and he'll found a way in merely a minute
On a sad note...
I think he is a silent cryer
Yes, we did saw him cry, but you know, never a full blast
I think that even if he has a full panic attack going on he would be so silent that no one notice until they look at him
I headcanon him to play with his hands a lot
He's nervous? "Oh, look how slickly the ring goes around my finger"
He's bored? "My hands can do this? Wow, such things I learn"
It's either he plays with his hands or his necklance
As I said in Shisui's headcanons I think they hugged a lot and Shisui had a thing for Itachi's hair
Itachi jokingly said Shisui had a relationship with his hair and he needed to ask him for permission before he could marry them
Shisui took him seriously
So he got a pretty hair tie
he dressed up
And he asked Itachi to marry his hair
Itachi didn't know what to say or do
He couldn't understand if he was joking or not
So he said yes and wondered on the meaning of life
He still has the hair tie somewhere in his belongings and he puts it on from time to time
In a non massacre!AU:
He left anbu after a few years, preferring a jonin rank along helping the police force
But he didn't take any kids to teach
He had enough with Sasuke, Shisui and Naruto
Sakura was the only one who helped him not to rip his hair off
But she's ready to do it herself whenever he stumbles through the hospital doors
It doesn't really happened frequently, but when it happens Shisui hides in fear to be the next in Sakura's list
He definetly loves animals and has at least a cat and a dog in his house
Whenever Sasuke goes over to his house the cat just run away while the dog loves to be cuddled
We stan chicken Vs Itachi in this blog
I said what I said
Masterlist and rules
Itachi headcanons
Because I love him and his pretty brain
Masterlist and rules
Let's start with his plans
His plans have plans
That man has skills
I am convinced that he has a backup plan of anything.
No toilet paper? Oh, no worries. He has a scroll with it
Your cat run away? Just go to him and he'll found a way in merely a minute
On a sad note...
I think he is a silent cryer
Yes, we did saw him cry, but you know, never a full blast
I think that even if he has a full panic attack going on he would be so silent that no one notice until they look at him
I headcanon him to play with his hands a lot
He's nervous? "Oh, look how slickly the ring goes around my finger"
He's bored? "My hands can do this? Wow, such things I learn"
It's either he plays with his hands or his necklance
As I said in Shisui's headcanons I think they hugged a lot and Shisui had a thing for Itachi's hair
Itachi jokingly said Shisui had a relationship with his hair and he needed to ask him for permission before he could marry them
Shisui took him seriously
So he got a pretty hair tie
he dressed up
And he asked Itachi to marry his hair
Itachi didn't know what to say or do
He couldn't understand if he was joking or not
So he said yes and wondered on the meaning of life
He still has the hair tie somewhere in his belongings and he puts it on from time to time
In a non massacre!AU:
He left anbu after a few years, preferring a jonin rank along helping the police force
But he didn't take any kids to teach
He had enough with Sasuke, Shisui and Naruto
Sakura was the only one who helped him not to rip his hair off
But she's ready to do it herself whenever he stumbles through the hospital doors
It doesn't really happened frequently, but when it happens Shisui hides in fear to be the next in Sakura's list
He definetly loves animals and has at least a cat and a dog in his house
Whenever Sasuke goes over to his house the cat just run away while the dog loves to be cuddled
We stan chicken Vs Itachi in this blog
I said what I said
Masterlist and rules
Itachi headcanons
Because I love him and his pretty brain
Masterlist and rules
Let's start with his plans
His plans have plans
That man has skills
I am convinced that he has a backup plan of anything.
No toilet paper? Oh, no worries. He has a scroll with it
Your cat run away? Just go to him and he'll found a way in merely a minute
On a sad note...
I think he is a silent cryer
Yes, we did saw him cry, but you know, never a full blast
I think that even if he has a full panic attack going on he would be so silent that no one notice until they look at him
I headcanon him to play with his hands a lot
He's nervous? "Oh, look how slickly the ring goes around my finger"
He's bored? "My hands can do this? Wow, such things I learn"
It's either he plays with his hands or his necklance
As I said in Shisui's headcanons I think they hugged a lot and Shisui had a thing for Itachi's hair
Itachi jokingly said Shisui had a relationship with his hair and he needed to ask him for permission before he could marry them
Shisui took him seriously
So he got a pretty hair tie
he dressed up
And he asked Itachi to marry his hair
Itachi didn't know what to say or do
He couldn't understand if he was joking or not
So he said yes and wondered on the meaning of life
He still has the hair tie somewhere in his belongings and he puts it on from time to time
In a non massacre!AU:
He left anbu after a few years, preferring a jonin rank along helping the police force
But he didn't take any kids to teach
He had enough with Sasuke, Shisui and Naruto
Sakura was the only one who helped him not to rip his hair off
But she's ready to do it herself whenever he stumbles through the hospital doors
It doesn't really happened frequently, but when it happens Shisui hides in fear to be the next in Sakura's list
He definetly loves animals and has at least a cat and a dog in his house
Whenever Sasuke goes over to his house the cat just run away while the dog loves to be cuddled
We stan chicken Vs Itachi in this blog
I said what I said
Masterlist and rules
Itachi headcanons
Because I love him and his pretty brain
Masterlist and rules
Let's start with his plans
His plans have plans
That man has skills
I am convinced that he has a backup plan of anything.
No toilet paper? Oh, no worries. He has a scroll with it
Your cat run away? Just go to him and he'll found a way in merely a minute
On a sad note...
I think he is a silent cryer
Yes, we did saw him cry, but you know, never a full blast
I think that even if he has a full panic attack going on he would be so silent that no one notice until they look at him
I headcanon him to play with his hands a lot
He's nervous? "Oh, look how slickly the ring goes around my finger"
He's bored? "My hands can do this? Wow, such things I learn"
It's either he plays with his hands or his necklance
As I said in Shisui's headcanons I think they hugged a lot and Shisui had a thing for Itachi's hair
Itachi jokingly said Shisui had a relationship with his hair and he needed to ask him for permission before he could marry them
Shisui took him seriously
So he got a pretty hair tie
he dressed up
And he asked Itachi to marry his hair
Itachi didn't know what to say or do
He couldn't understand if he was joking or not
So he said yes and wondered on the meaning of life
He still has the hair tie somewhere in his belongings and he puts it on from time to time
In a non massacre!AU:
He left anbu after a few years, preferring a jonin rank along helping the police force
But he didn't take any kids to teach
He had enough with Sasuke, Shisui and Naruto
Sakura was the only one who helped him not to rip his hair off
But she's ready to do it herself whenever he stumbles through the hospital doors
It doesn't really happened frequently, but when it happens Shisui hides in fear to be the next in Sakura's list
He definetly loves animals and has at least a cat and a dog in his house
Whenever Sasuke goes over to his house the cat just run away while the dog loves to be cuddled
We stan chicken Vs Itachi in this blog
I said what I said
Masterlist and rules