Im Funny I Swear - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

Y'know, the respiratory system kind of sucks.

I'd have to say the excretory is the shittiest though.


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5 months ago

dan and phlipping off a cliff


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"Ah, but the smartass didn't reply, she just keeps smarting our lives."

My brain feeding my ego after blocking someone on Twitter knowing I started the fight.


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9 months ago

All of my layouts on everything are Sleep Token

All Of My Layouts On Everything Are Sleep Token

Guess you could say they’ve got me in a

All Of My Layouts On Everything Are Sleep Token

CHOKEHOLD

All Of My Layouts On Everything Are Sleep Token

I will not be apologizing for that pun I’m hilarious.

Also yes you can add me on discord, Twitter is gonna be a 50/50 bc no age in bio or minors = no entry so attempt to follow at your own discretion.


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5 months ago

No One:

Literally No One:

The Narrator from the Stanley Parable: 

“Book_lover wondered if he should reblog this LGBTQ content on Tumblr.com, ‘have I ever told them in LGBTQ,’ they wonder, completely forgetting that his P.F.P. on popular fan fiction site Archiveofourown.com does in fact have a pride flag on it,”


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9 months ago

Y’Know those “scary dog privilege” videos where it shows a woman unafraid to walk outside alone because she has a large dog? Marie had that but it was “scary son privilege”

Like no need for a Doberman when she could just sic her Attack Child on em

Like shes walking at night and some creep starts following her when Henry walks out of the shadows like fucking Batman


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