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Imagine Draco Malfoy Finding Out You Like Him
Draco: You? A Filthy half blood, like me?
Y/N: Sighing “I’m a pureblood Draco you know this... And honestly I also don't know what I see in you.”
Draco: Hurriedly “No you can’t take it back now.”
Draco turns around and starts shouting: “Y/N fancies me. She's asking me to go with her to Hogsmeade.”
Y/N: Facepalms “You know if you wanted to return my feelings and let other people know I'm taken, you can just say you like me too.”
Draco: But I have a reputation to uphold...
Imagine Showing up in Third year of the Golden Trio Era (set up for later imagines)
Y/N: I guess now they’re old enough for me to blend in yes?
Dumbledore: I suppose so. But remember, time is a finnicky thing, lest you alter the-
Y/N: *glares pointedly* Do not talk to me of time, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. I have been through fire and darkness, age beyond age, sent by who knows what for who knows why. You are not the first wizard I have met. Nor the wisest.
Dumbledore: *hesitates* I apologise, your situation is still strange and I forget you are beyond the age of which you look.
Y/N: *mutters* Raising a boy for slaughter, you imbecile. If Molly Weasley knew.. Seven hells would be upon you.
Dumbledore: I am aware.
Y/N: I will see you at the beginning of year feast Albus.
Y/N walks out of his office
Y/N: *mutters* This time everyone lives. I swear upon it.
Imagine Showing Up On The Door Step Of The Dursley’s To Pickup Harry
Y/N: *mutters* Ah here we are, 4 Privet Drive I think.
Knocks on door and Vernon opens.
Vernon: Who are you?-
Y/N: No time for questions my dear man where is Harry?
Y/N pushes past Vernon and into the living room.
Vernon: Harry? Are you one of his wizard magic friends, your kind aren't welcome here-
Y/N: Oh shut it you blithering fool.
Marge: What are you smirking at boy?
Harry: Nothing.
Y/N: *grins* Hmm, maybe I’ll let this one play out.
Marge: Where are you Vernon?
Vernon: Here! *whispers quickly* If you do anything unseemly I will be calling the police.
Y/N: Don’t worry, we’ll be off in a jiffy!
Vernon: *to Marge* St Brutus’s, it’s a fine institution for hopeless cases.
Marge: Do they use a cane at St Brutus boy?
Harry: Oh yes
Marge: Good. *to Vernon* You mustn't blame yourself for how this one turned out Vernon. It’s all to do with bad blood. Wasn’t his dad a drunk?
Harry: That's a lie!
Marge’s Wine glass bursts
Y/N: *spits out* No more than you Marjorie Eileen Dursley.
All turn to Y/N
Vernon: *hurriedly* Ah, a friend of Harry! From St Brutus.
Marge: *frowns* Isn’t St Brutus for boys?
Harry: *whispers* Who are you?
Y/N: All in due time my boy *winks*
Y/N: *turns to Marge* Better watch your mouth wench.
Marge: Silence child. *to Harry* Clean it up. Anyways, its got nothing to do with the father, if there’s something wrong with the bitch, there’s something wrong with the pup.
Harry: Shut up! You don’t know anything!
Y/N: *smirks, leans back and watches* I told you to watch your words Marge.
Marge: Right, let me tell you
Marge begins to swell up.
Y/N: *chuckles quietly* Alright well, it’s been lovely to see you Dursley's but we must be off, Harry, pack your things we are leaving.
Harry: Who are you? And where to?
Y/N: *smiles* Home.
Y/N walks upstairs.
Harry: *follows* You still haven't told me who you are...
You are fucking hilarious.
Aha THANKYOU! I'm sorry I've been away for so long but you are TOO KIND. I hope you continue to read my strangely written material! Thank you for your support <3
Legolas: Aren't you a bit too enthusiastic?
Glass: Am I not meant to be?.. None of you tell me I'm funny. You all just complain about line distribution, what are you Kpop stars?
Draco: Y'know I wouldn't mind having more lines with you~
Glass: Pipe down buddy boy. I'm not into school children.
Draco: I'm eighteen?
Glass:.. I'm leaving.