Incorrect Buck Buckley - Tumblr Posts

3 years ago

*in the group chat*

Maddie: Yeah, him and Josh hit it off really well, it was adorable!

Hen: oh, I love gays!

Buck: Good to know there's something you love about me

Hen: those guys*

Maddie:

Hen:

Buck: I knew you were going to say guys. I'm just faster than you


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3 years ago

Buck: Hey, Maddie, guess what?

Maddie: Yes Evan?

Buck: So, I got these new shoes from a drug dealer...

Maddie: oh no

Buck: And I didn't know what he laced them with

Maddie: stop.

Buck: BUT I'VE BEEN TRIPPING ALL DAY

Maddie: Why must you torture me like this???


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3 years ago

Buck, in training: I failed my fire exam...

Maddie: oh no, how come?

Buck: one of the questions were "in the event of a fire, which steps would you take"

Maddie: and?

Buck: apparently "fucking big ones" wasn't the answer


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3 years ago

Buck: Knock, knock

Guy on the other side of the door: who's there?

Buck: dishes.

Guy:

Guy: dishes who?

Athena: Dishes the police, open up.


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