Incorrect Evan Buck Buckley - Tumblr Posts
Buck: Bobby always points at me and says 'He gets it!'
Buck:
Buck: no I don't. I don't get it.
*Buck before he became a firefighter*
Buck: Hey, Maddie, guess what?
Maddie: Yes Evan?
Buck: So, I got these new shoes from a drug dealer...
Maddie: oh no
Buck: And I didn't know what he laced them with
Maddie: stop.
Buck: BUT I'VE BEEN TRIPPING ALL DAY
Maddie: Why must you torture me like this???
Buck, in training: I failed my fire exam...
Maddie: oh no, how come?
Buck: one of the questions were "in the event of a fire, which steps would you take"
Maddie: and?
Buck: apparently "fucking big ones" wasn't the answer
Eddie: buck knows everything about me!
Buck: yeah!
Hen: ok, what's Eddie's favourite animal?
Buck: uhhh...
Eddie: Common babe!!???! Really?!?!?
Buck: shut up, bitch, im thinking
Buck: a WaTeRmElOn
Frank: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Eddie?
Eddie: … No.
Maddie: I do!
Frank: I know, Maddie.
Maddie: I’m sad!
Frank: I know, Maddie.
Buck: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Eddie: Nope, absolutely not.
Athena: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Chimney: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Bobby: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Hen: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome
*Josh and Maddie quarantining together*
Athena: Just be yourself.
Buck: 'Be myself'? Athena, I have one day to win Eddie over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Bobby: Couple weeks.
Hen: Six months.
Chim: Jury’s still out.
Buck: See, Athena?
Buck: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
*From an incorrect quote generator
Athena: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Buck: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Athena: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Eddie: Actually I did the math, Buck would have $225, not $0.15.
Buck: Fam I’m right here....
Bobby: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Athena: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Bobby: Sorry I only have a dollar
Athena: :(
Eddie: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Buck would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Bobby: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Eddie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Hen: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice
Eddie: Apply juice to what
Chim: Directly to the forehead
Buck: Great chat everyone
Chimney: Hewwo.
Buck: Hihiiiiii!
Eddie: Greetings, Humans.
Hen: Three kinds of people.
Bobby: I want pudding.
Chimney: Four kinds of people.
Athena: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Hen: Five kinds of people.
Chimney: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Buck: Just rip the bandage off.
Chimney: It’s Maddie.
Buck: Put the bandage back on.
*That time where someone drugged the 118*
Athena: *pulls out handcuffs*
Buck, high: can I do it?
Athena: You know what, sure, dumbass.
Buck: *puts the handcuffs on Athena*
Athena: Hey! That's assault to a police officer!
Buck: but you were gonna put them on me??
Athena: yes.
Buck: I'm a police officer. So technically that's assault to a police officer, too!
Athena: You're not a police officer. You're also high.
Buck, now sobbing: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS BUCK!
-bonus-
Buck, in the police car: weewooweewoowee-
Buck:
Athena: *looks back to see buck crying*
Buck: I'M NOT A POLICE OFFICER?!!!?!??
Buck: OMG! YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?!
Eddie: no, what?
Buck: we should dig a hole in the park and name it 'love'
Eddie: ...
Eddie: why?
Buck: so we can watch people fall in love
Eddie: this is why we are dating.
Eddie: Me and Buck got married last month...
Eddie: and at the end of his vows he said
Eddie: and I quote.
Eddie: 'No homo though.'