Incorrect Evan Buck Buckley - Tumblr Posts

3 years ago

Buck: Hey, Maddie, guess what?

Maddie: Yes Evan?

Buck: So, I got these new shoes from a drug dealer...

Maddie: oh no

Buck: And I didn't know what he laced them with

Maddie: stop.

Buck: BUT I'VE BEEN TRIPPING ALL DAY

Maddie: Why must you torture me like this???


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3 years ago

Buck, in training: I failed my fire exam...

Maddie: oh no, how come?

Buck: one of the questions were "in the event of a fire, which steps would you take"

Maddie: and?

Buck: apparently "fucking big ones" wasn't the answer


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3 years ago

Buck: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Eddie: Nope, absolutely not.

Athena: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Chimney: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Bobby: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Hen: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome


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3 years ago

Athena: Just be yourself.

Buck: 'Be myself'? Athena, I have one day to win Eddie over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Bobby: Couple weeks.

Hen: Six months.

Chim: Jury’s still out.

Buck: See, Athena?

Buck: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

*From an incorrect quote generator


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3 years ago

Athena: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Buck: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Athena: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Eddie: Actually I did the math, Buck would have $225, not $0.15.

Buck: Fam I’m right here....

Bobby: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Athena: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Bobby: Sorry I only have a dollar

Athena: :(

Eddie: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Buck would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Bobby: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Eddie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Hen: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice

Eddie: Apply juice to what

Chim: Directly to the forehead

Buck: Great chat everyone


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3 years ago

Chimney: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Buck: Just rip the bandage off.

Chimney: It’s Maddie.

Buck: Put the bandage back on.


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3 years ago

*That time where someone drugged the 118*

Athena: *pulls out handcuffs*

Buck, high: can I do it?

Athena: You know what, sure, dumbass.

Buck: *puts the handcuffs on Athena*

Athena: Hey! That's assault to a police officer!

Buck: but you were gonna put them on me??

Athena: yes.

Buck: I'm a police officer. So technically that's assault to a police officer, too!

Athena: You're not a police officer. You're also high.

Buck, now sobbing: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS BUCK!

-bonus-

Buck, in the police car: weewooweewoowee-

Buck:

Athena: *looks back to see buck crying*

Buck: I'M NOT A POLICE OFFICER?!!!?!??


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3 years ago

Buck: OMG! YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?!

Eddie: no, what?

Buck: we should dig a hole in the park and name it 'love'

Eddie: ...

Eddie: why?

Buck: so we can watch people fall in love

Eddie: this is why we are dating.


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