Incorrect Eddie Diaz - Tumblr Posts
Maddie: 911, what's your emergency?
Eddie: hi, uh- yeah... I think my boyfriends tryin' poison me
Buck: how many times do I gotta tell you?
Buck: ITS FUCKING SEASONING.
No one:
Christopher after Eddie hides the cookies: *does this*
Eddie: buck knows everything about me!
Buck: yeah!
Hen: ok, what's Eddie's favourite animal?
Buck: uhhh...
Eddie: Common babe!!???! Really?!?!?
Buck: shut up, bitch, im thinking
Buck: a WaTeRmElOn
Frank: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Eddie?
Eddie: … No.
Maddie: I do!
Frank: I know, Maddie.
Maddie: I’m sad!
Frank: I know, Maddie.
Buck: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Eddie: Nope, absolutely not.
Athena: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Chimney: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Bobby: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Hen: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome
Athena: Just be yourself.
Buck: 'Be myself'? Athena, I have one day to win Eddie over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Bobby: Couple weeks.
Hen: Six months.
Chim: Jury’s still out.
Buck: See, Athena?
Buck: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Athena: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Buck: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Athena: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Eddie: Actually I did the math, Buck would have $225, not $0.15.
Buck: Fam I’m right here....
Bobby: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Athena: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Bobby: Sorry I only have a dollar
Athena: :(
Eddie: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Buck would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Bobby: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Eddie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Hen: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice
Eddie: Apply juice to what
Chim: Directly to the forehead
Buck: Great chat everyone
Chimney: Hewwo.
Buck: Hihiiiiii!
Eddie: Greetings, Humans.
Hen: Three kinds of people.
Bobby: I want pudding.
Chimney: Four kinds of people.
Athena: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Hen: Five kinds of people.
Buck: OMG! YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?!
Eddie: no, what?
Buck: we should dig a hole in the park and name it 'love'
Eddie: ...
Eddie: why?
Buck: so we can watch people fall in love
Eddie: this is why we are dating.
Eddie: Me and Buck got married last month...
Eddie: and at the end of his vows he said
Eddie: and I quote.
Eddie: 'No homo though.'
Frank: Maddie, Eddie, do you ever wanna talk about your emotions?
Maddie & Eddie: No.
Buck: I do!
Frank: I know, Evan...
Buck: I'm sad!
Frank: I know, Evan.