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Dr.Strange: Hey Wanda could you protect this crazy powerful kid for me?

Wanda: Sure! Just bring America over here and we’ll have a great time.

Dr.Strange: . . . How’d you know her name?

Wanda: Whoops.

Doctor Strange: Please tell me you aren’t possibly destroying multiple universes, killing your parallel self, and murdering hundreds to be with your kids.

Wanda: I’m a good mom. 

Marvel: *puts Black Bolt, Charles Xavier, Black Captain Marvel, Peggy Carter, and Reed Richards into M.o.M.*

Marvel fans: *excited, happy, yayzuz* 

Wanda: *kills all of them in 30 minutes*

Wanda: I just want to be with my kids Stephen

Stephen: And I want to be with Christine Palmer but you don’t see me messing with the multiverse.

Sinister Strange: Well actually…

Wanda: If you join me I will find a universe where you and Christine are together.

Strange: Jokes on you we aren’t together in a single universe.

Wanda: … Wait what

Strange: I don’t have a chance with her.

Wanda: Wow… that’s pretty sad

Strange: *holding back tears*