Dr.Strange: Hey Wanda Could You Protect This Crazy Powerful Kid For Me?

Dr.Strange: Hey Wanda could you protect this crazy powerful kid for me?

Wanda: Sure! Just bring America over here and we’ll have a great time.

Dr.Strange: . . . How’d you know her name?

Wanda: Whoops.

MJ: *coughing violently*

Peter: Are you ok?

MJ: No bitch I’m fucking depressed

Peter: Same

Wanda: *loses her kids*

Wanda: *willing to destroy another dimension and kill her parallel self to be with her kids*

Strange: *tries to protect his kid (America)*

Strange: *Actually does damage another dimension*

Phone Policy

Middle School: NO PHONES, NO EARBUDS, NO SMARTWATCHES!!! WE ARE HERE TO LEAAAAARRNNNNNNNN!!!

Some High Schools: WE ARE PREPARING YOU FOR THE FUTURE!!!! NO PHOOOOONNNNNESSSSSS!!!

Other High Schools: Lol whatever. If you wanna be a failure I don’t care. It’s your life not mine.

Me: Huh dating guys seems really complicated, maybe I’ll date girls instead.

*Some time later*

Me: NOPE!

Quick vent:

Is it just me or does it feel like Marvel makes thier heroines skinnier on screen than they are in the comics. Both America Chavez and She-Hulk are much more muscular in thier debut comics than they are on-screen.