Incorrect Kinnporsche - Tumblr Posts
Chay: I hate it when old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next"
Chay: So I started doing that to them at funerals :)
Porsche: That's ... not how i raised you
Porsche: If you had to choose between Kim and how much money I have in my pocket , what would you choose?
Chay: depends . How much money are we talking about?
Kim: Porchay?
Porsche: five cents
Chay: Sold!
Kim: PORCHAY KITTISAWASD!!!??!!?
Kinn: When you lose something, it actually helps to say the name of the thing you're looking for
Vegas: Dignity
Porchay: Innocence
Macau: Kinn's wallet
Porsche patting Kinn on the back: at the end of the day we are all human beans
Tankhun : and together we will rice
Pete : lettuce pray
Chay : Ramen.
Kim : I'm a stone-cold killer. Nothing has ever gotten to me. I'd like to see you try and make me feel a single thing.
Khun : Yesterday Chay told me that he didn't like you very much.
Kim : *voice breaking* Oh, he did?
*A rare family dinner where everyone is gathered even Kim after the Kimchay breakup , minus Korn*
Chay notices Kim looking in his direction with a strange look : Kim why do you look so constipated?
Kim : so WHAT now?
Chay : You look constipated, do you need a laxative or something?
Kim : I'm NOT constipated
Chay : you sure?
Vegas trying and failing to hold back his laugh: That's true cousin you do look a bit constipated
Khun giggling : he does look constipated doesn't he Porsche?
Porsche wheezing :Y-you-re s-so right
Kim : I'M NOT *he got interrupted by loud laughter from the people at the table. The bodyguards who were in that room were trying and failing miserably not to laugh. Macau who was laughing so hard at this point, lost his balance and fell from his chair*
vegaspete texts
Pete: I'm hungry ;_;
Pete: please send noods Vegas: unsure whether Pete is hungry, horny, or sad
Vegas: i can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore out of this one
Vegas: so manslaughter it is
Porsche: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Porsche: Kinn and Vegas are still mad about it, but me and Pete were drunk and thought it was funny.