Incorrect Lord Of The Rings Quotes - Tumblr Posts
2 years ago
Thranduil: This food is too hot... I can't eat it. Myrcelle: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Lindir: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Elrond: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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elrond is the mom friend and lindir is trying to keep everything from blowing up when thranduil and myrcelle come to rivendell
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2 years ago
Elrond : mae govannen mellon nin, please stay. I'll ask the maids to prepare the best wine for you
Thranduil : Elrond, where's my son?
Elrond : have you tried, Numenorean wine?
Lindir : but My lord, the Numenorean perish thousand years ago
Elrond : SHUT UP!
Thranduil : ....
Thranduil : Elrond. Where. Is. My. Son.
Elrond : errrr....
Glorfindel, wearing his 3d glasses, and holding popcorn : this place is about to blow....
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