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Myrcelle looking at Ithil and Legolas: I shitted that out. It was painful.
Myrcelle: I'm cold. Thranduil: Here, take my hoodie. *meanwhile* Legolas: I'm cold. Ithil: I can't control the weather, Legolas.
Thranduil: This food is too hot... I can't eat it. Myrcelle: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Lindir: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Elrond: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Alvina: Why aren't there friend pick-up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Alvina, to Elrond: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Thranduil, to Lindir: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Myrcelle: There are two types of people.
Le guerrier victorieux remporte la bataille, puis part en guerre. Le guerrier vaincu part en guerre, puis cherche à remporter la bataille.
The victorious warrior win first the battle, then go to war. The defeated warrior go to war first, then seek to win the battle.
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What is silent in the father speaks in the son,
Silence is an echo in their mind,
Pain is a song in their soul,
Love is a cry in their heart.
" Don't You Worry Child ... "
There was a time, I used to look into my father's eyes. In sad halls, he was a king he had a golden throne.
Those days are gone, now the memories are in the woods. I hear the sounds of the places where I was born.
I still remember how it all changed. My father said:
" Don't you worry, don't you worry child. See Arda's got a plan for you.
Don't you worry Son, don't you worry now ... "
WOODLAND GUARDS OF MIRKWOOD 1/2
"It is a crime to wander in my realm without leave. Do you forget that you were in my kingdom, using the road that my people made? Did you not three times pursue and trouble my people in the forest and rouse the spiders with your riot and clamor? After all the disturbance you have made I have a right to know what brings you here, and if you will not tell me now, I will keep you all in prison until you have learned sense and manners!"
- Elven King Thranduil
WOODLAND GUARDS OF MIRKWOOD 1/2
"It is a crime to wander in my realm without leave. Do you forget that you were in my kingdom, using the road that my people made? Did you not three times pursue and trouble my people in the forest and rouse the spiders with your riot and clamor? After all the disturbance you have made I have a right to know what brings you here, and if you will not tell me now, I will keep you all in prison until you have learned sense and manners!"
- Elven King Thranduil
WOODLAND GUARDS OF MIRKWOOD 2/2
- "There is no escape from my magic doors for those who are once brought inside."
- "No one enters this kingdom and no one leaves it"
- Elven King Thranduil
Bard: “You are as beautiful as these gems. Please take them.”
Elven King: *sweating* “Well, of course.” (Bard has no idea that in royal politics NOW he can’t not take them)
Or; Bard being an unwittingly political mastermind flattering elvenkings since the fall of smaug.
