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Myrcelle: I'm cold. Thranduil: Here, take my hoodie. *meanwhile* Legolas: I'm cold. Ithil: I can't control the weather, Legolas.
Thranduil: This food is too hot... I can't eat it. Myrcelle: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Lindir: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Elrond: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Alvina: Why aren't there friend pick-up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Alvina, to Elrond: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Thranduil, to Lindir: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Myrcelle: There are two types of people.
bilbo: kíli, spell “orange”
kíli: the fruit or the color?
bilbo:
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Thorin: *enters Bilbo's home and sees (Y/n) among the rest of the company* "You shouldn't be here! I thought I told you, 'no'!"
(Y/n): "But your eyes said, 'yes'."
Thranduil: Am I dramatic?? Thranduil: Yes. Thranduil: But is it justified?? Thranduil: Also yes.