Incorrect Quotes Generator - Tumblr Posts
A few Sarah x Derek canons cuz I wanted to do this.
Sarah: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Derek: You mean literally or figuratively?
Sarah: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Sarah: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Derek: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Sarah: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Sarah: How do I deal with my enemies?
Derek: Kill them
Sarah: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Derek: Kill them only a little?
Sarah, pointing: May I sit there?
Derek: That's my lap
Sarah: That doesn't answer my question, Derek.
Sarah: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Derek: Thank you
Sarah: I didn't say that was a good thing
Derek: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.
ENFJ: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
INFP: Killed without hesitation.
ENFJ: No
TUA INCORRECT QUOTES
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Klaus, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Diego: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Klaus: Orange soda, please!
Diego: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Five: Me too, strawberry soda.
Klaus:
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Luther: You have to apologize to Diego
Five: Fine.
Five: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Klaus, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Luther: You did WHAT–
Ben: William Snakepeare
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Luther: WHY. why did you give Ben a KNIFE?!
Klaus: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Luther: Now I feel unsafe!
Klaus: I’m sorry.
Klaus: ... would you like a knife?
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These were all made by the incorrect quotes generator :)))
As a thank you for 60 followers!! I present to you incorrect quotes by an incorrect quotes generator that I find the funniest
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Viktor : Are we really going to let Klaus keep Allison?
Five : We kept Diego.
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Viktor : We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Klaus: ... Your what?
Viktor : My friends.
Allison: Are they saying “friends”?
Five : I think they're being sarcastic.
Diego: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Viktor ! All of your friends are in this room.
Viktor : I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Incorrect quotes generator unexpected gems- part 1
Aziraphale: We need to distract these guys
Crowley: Leave it to me
Crowley: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Gabriel, Michael, and Beezlebub: *Immediately start arguing*
God, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all.
Incorrect quotes generator unexpected gems- part 2
Aziraphale: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Crowley: Is it me, Aziraphale?
Aziraphale: No, it’s not you.
Madam Tracy: Is it me, Aziraphale?
Aziraphale: It’s not you either.
Shadwell: Is it me, Aziraphale?
Aziraphale:
Aziraphale, mockingly: Is IT mE Aziraphale?
Incorrect quotes generator unexpected gems- part 3
Aziraphale: Dammit, Crowley!
Crowley: What?! It wasn’t me!
Aziraphale: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Madam Tracy!
Madam Tracy: Not me either.
Aziraphale: Oh... Then who set the house on fire?
Shadwell: *whistles*
gotham incorrect quotes
Draco will eat anything, I mean anything when he’s hungry or hasn’t eaten.
𝒦𝒾𝒹𝓃𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑒𝒹
Draco: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
*bouns*
Theo: Guys, Draco's been gone for like 8 hours...
Matteo: Does anyone know or care where he is?
Pansy *not looking up from her book*: Probably kidnapped or something.
y/n: Oh well. Not our problem.
Blaise: They'll probably give him back soon.
Astoria: I feel like I should defend him or be more worried but you're not wrong.
Astoria:
Astoria: Wait... he hasn't eaten.
Theo: Now I feel bad for the kidnapper.
incorrect quotes generator: steddie edition
(#1 can be switched between the two and I love that)
Ok, this would definitely be how me and Bucky would interact! 😂
anyway I'm making this a tag game because i'm wheezing
1) use the "incorrect quote generator" 2) put any for amount of people 3) write in any amount characters names and your own name 4) laugh really hard
I am fully wheezing
tagging: @animageus @rcwenaclaw @cherryweasleys @gryffindors-weasley @lunalovecroft and anyone else who feels like playing along