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Thingol: *Offended spluttering*

Maglor: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Maedhros: *turning to Thingol* How tall are you?

There is no such thing as a soft Fëanorian. Not Maglor, or Amras and Amrod, let alone Celebrimbor. They are Noldor of the most unhinged house. If you are born into this family you are automatically a badass. But some badasses are more arses than others. And here lie their differences.

Sauron and Morgoth: *Torture Maedhros for 30 years*

Maedhros: *Does not break, does not give them what they want*

Elrond: *Less than a second of puppy eyes* Please?

Maedhros: Fuck *Hands over Simarils* *Hands over all mortal possessions* *Hands over soul* *Hands over relatively ok childhood*

Morgoth: *Shocked pikachu face*

Sauron: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

Gil Galad: Hey, where are Elrond and Celebrimbor?

Galadriel: I don't know, they said something about Feanorian guilt money

*Meanwhile* Elrond and Celebrimbor: DAD'S GUILT MONEY! DAD'S GUILT MONEY! DAD'S GUILT MONEY!

I can DEFINITELY see that happening.

Have you ever wondered if elves comprehend human jokes or sarcasm?, like for example when we are so pissed off we say things out of rage and don't truely mean it..

*plan not going well*.

Human:*pissed* I'm gonna k!ll myself.

Elf:*visibly concerned* why would you do that?!.