Irondad Childs - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
kid Peter coming running: can I say a bad word?
Tony: *busy on the phone*
Peter: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?
Tony: yes...
Peter to Harley: YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!
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1 year ago
Morgan crying: no matter what i do, no one school... wants to be friends with me!
Harley: yeah i literally cant relate to that problem at all, but you know what NO one like?!
Harley: HEY PETER!!
Peter: first of all fuck you
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1 year ago
8 year old Morgan: When I was 4 I went out into the backyard and let a spider bite me so I could be like the spider man.
Morgan: then my parents took me to the doctor and he diagnosed me with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder
Morgan: I was terrified that the spider had done this
Peter: you… you what?!
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