8 Year Old Morgan: When I Was 4 I Went Out Into The Backyard And Let A Spider Bite Me So I Could Be Like

8 year old Morgan: When I was 4 I went out into the backyard and let a spider bite me so I could be like the spider man.

Morgan: then my parents took me to the doctor and he diagnosed me with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder

Morgan: I was terrified that the spider had done this

Peter: you… you what?!

Sue: Why are you crying, Johnny?

Johnny: Peter said I’m not his best friend

Peter: because you are already my boyfriend!

Johnny crying even more: I could be both!!!

I love how Disney's concept of diversity is just admitting what we already knew!!

Ok but have you ever thought how funny it would be if dr otto was from the mcu like:

Dr Otto: I spent my whole life, working, spending every second, every penny, all my energy to create a machine that had the energy of a sun, this is my life's work, and I finally!!--

Tony: hey guys, I just got back from a kidnapping where I was held hostage in a cave with just scrap and trash and I brought with me this little thing here that has enough sustainable energy to keep a super armor working, anyway where are the cheeseburgers??

let's talk about how Marvel created an episode focused on a native superhero character speaking a native language and who, together with other natives, beats up a colonialist; and then in the next one they go there and the moral lesson of the episode is that there is no problem in creating an empire if it is to bring "Peace and Justice"

God bless peter parker patron of families 🙏