Irondad Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Pepper to Tony and Reed: Where are the kids?
Tony: I left them outside, they were pissing me off
Pepper: You left Morgan and Franklin alone out there!
Tony: what? no, they are playing in the back
Pepper: So who did you leave out there?–
Johnny outside: Come back here you little shit! *fireball sounds*
Peter: come here and get me idiot! *sound of webs being released*
Peter: *explaining that when his spider sense whistles he gets very tense, with palpitations in his chest and he is in full alert state*
Tony: what you described… is anxiety
Peter: … what?
Tony, to May, about you kids: You were right, May. I needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings. Sometimes, you've got to push them out the window
May, patting him on the back: you were crying looking through Instagram again?
Tony: Shut up Maybelle.
Tony, going over Peter resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Peter: Yes.
Tony: Okay… may I know what you create?
Peter: Problems.
Peter: before you say no–
Tony: no
Peter: But I haven’t even finished!
Tony: …
Tony: I’ll go with the no
Peter: Don’t worry, I’m fine.
Tony: You got stabbed, Peter! You’re not “fine”!
Peter: I’ve been stabbed before!
Tony: It’s not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds!
Tony: The minute you were born I knew...
Tony: That I'd never breathe easy again until I knew you were safe
Peter: So I'm like asthma?
Tony: What’s the one thing I asked you not to do?
Peter: Set the house on fire
Tony: and what did you do?
Peter: I made dinner!
on a game night
Tony pulling Peter: partner up, everyone!
Tony whispering: if we lose, you’re out of the will
Peter: I was in the will?!
Tony: *walks out and leaves his phone behind*
Peter trying to use the google algorithm: therapy, what is therapy, 10 reasons to go to therapy, the benefits of going to therapy, types of therapy, closest therapist
spiderman: wow, johnny is hot
ironman: of course it is, it's his power
spiderman: that's not what I meant...
Peter: Let me explain.
Peter: No, there is too much.
Peter: Let me sum up.
Peter: Don’t worry, I’m fine.
Tony: You got stabbed, Peter! You’re not “fine”!
Peter: I’ve been stabbed before!
Tony: It’s not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds!
After nwh
Peter: you told me you were on a spiritual retreat!
Stephan: namaste
Peter: and you had died!!
Tony: did I recover?...
Ok but have you ever thought how funny it would be if dr otto was from the mcu like:
Dr Otto: I spent my whole life, working, spending every second, every penny, all my energy to create a machine that had the energy of a sun, this is my life's work, and I finally!!--
Tony: hey guys, I just got back from a kidnapping where I was held hostage in a cave with just scrap and trash and I brought with me this little thing here that has enough sustainable energy to keep a super armor working, anyway where are the cheeseburgers??
kid Peter coming running: can I say a bad word?
Tony: *busy on the phone*
Peter: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?
Tony: yes...
Peter to Harley: YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!
Some fun little holiday sketches I whipped together for the @iamironmanzine!! ❄️✨
Morgan crying: no matter what i do, no one school... wants to be friends with me!
Harley: yeah i literally cant relate to that problem at all, but you know what NO one like?!
Harley: HEY PETER!!
Peter: first of all fuck you