Ironman Quotes - Tumblr Posts
spiderman: wow, johnny is hot
ironman: of course it is, it's his power
spiderman: that's not what I meant...
Peter: Let me explain.
Peter: No, there is too much.
Peter: Let me sum up.
After nwh
Peter: you told me you were on a spiritual retreat!
Stephan: namaste
Peter: and you had died!!
Tony: did I recover?...
Ok but have you ever thought how funny it would be if dr otto was from the mcu like:
Dr Otto: I spent my whole life, working, spending every second, every penny, all my energy to create a machine that had the energy of a sun, this is my life's work, and I finally!!--
Tony: hey guys, I just got back from a kidnapping where I was held hostage in a cave with just scrap and trash and I brought with me this little thing here that has enough sustainable energy to keep a super armor working, anyway where are the cheeseburgers??
kid Peter coming running: can I say a bad word?
Tony: *busy on the phone*
Peter: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?
Tony: yes...
Peter to Harley: YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!
Morgan crying: no matter what i do, no one school... wants to be friends with me!
Harley: yeah i literally cant relate to that problem at all, but you know what NO one like?!
Harley: HEY PETER!!
Peter: first of all fuck you
8 year old Morgan: When I was 4 I went out into the backyard and let a spider bite me so I could be like the spider man.
Morgan: then my parents took me to the doctor and he diagnosed me with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder
Morgan: I was terrified that the spider had done this
Peter: you… you what?!
Tony: what-- what is this? What is this!!?
Peter: something your father clearly never gave you...
Peter: a hug
Tony: Aaaaahh
Tony protecting Peter: see you messed my child and now
Tony: im going to FUCK YOU!!!
Mysterio: ...
Tony smiling: ...
Peter: *whisper* its fuck you up
Tony: wait-- what i did say?
After nwh
Peter: you told me you were on a spiritual retreat!
Stephan: namaste
Peter: and you had died!!
Tony: did I recover?...