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I just had a dream that a new YGOTAS came out and in that episode I couldn’t make out what anyone was saying until I heard these clear lines
“if the heart of the cards is so powerful why isn’t Obama president anymore”
and honestly did I even dream that up
Let Mokuba say bitch
Sorry I can’t go to school today it’s a national holiday
Mokuba to Kaiba Corp. Employees: On Thursday we’ll be having another chess tournament.
Mokuba: Given Seto’s uninterrupted fiffty-three week winning streak, he has agreed to play blindfolded and without rooks, bishops, or queens.
Joey: Hey Yugi sometimes I find myself missing Pharaoh.. do you still think about him a lot?
Yugi:
Wanna know what my low key pet peeve with Seto x (anyone) fic is? How he is always portrayed as a major workaholic who cares about nothing but his job.
Ummmm excuse me sweetie but are we talking about the same Kaiba who went to not just one but TWO duel tournaments just Bc he wanted to beat that small funky dude?? Didn’t he like idk put one on?? Didn’t those both last for days?? Didn’t his cost a shit ton of money and funding??
Are we talking about the same Kaiba who literally owns a theme park and a blue eyes white dragon jet?? Give me chaotic neutral Kaiba who does literally everything and anything to keep his employees on their toes. I bet you that half the time everyone at Kaiba Corp. gets so fed up with his shit of leaving and not doing work whenever he wants
Employee: Sir where is Mister Kaiba he had a 4 o clock meeting with the USA bra-
Mokuba: he’s dueling Yugi
Employee:
Honestly who doesn’t love the Kaiba family to bits
Will you swipe left or right?
Your memes are anything but poor. You’re a godsend giving us content related to the greatest anime and games ever.
All my followers are legit the best. Every single time I post I am barraged with a billion notes no matter what it is about. Y’all truly are godsend for treating me as well as you do. The yugioh fandom can have its discourses at times but I have truly never been mistreated. I will continue to give out a plethora of memes I promise.
It took hours for me to perfect this please notice me
Honey: PLEASE TELL ME IT SMELLS LIKE A FRESH NEW WAD OF CASH PLEASE
Joey x Reader fics: Savy, cute, funny Yami/Yugi x Reader: Sweet, meaningful, slightly comedic Seto x Reader fics: ALL SIN ALL LUST JFC SETO MOKUBA’S STANDING RIGHT THERE
Pegasus: Will you be the Yee to my Haw?
Ishizu: I am begging you to stop.
Atem: Hey Mokuba, what’s going on?
Mokuba: Teenage rebellion!
Atem, a 5000 year old spirit: Fuck yeah! Stick it to the old people!
My time has come
Swipe right if you’re interested in a rich guy who is good with his fingers.
Kaiba: You know, I blame Bakura for this. And Joey, I blam him too.
Joey: What did I do?
Kaiba: I’m sure you did something.
I don’t know all Yu-Gi-Oh! ships
shojo manga reboot of yugioh where anzu is the main character, and she gets the millennium ring with the ghost of mana in it