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Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Me: Ishizu’s past got the least narrative focus of the Ishtar siblings, but she was more than likely severely neglected. Her father didn’t want her any more than he wanted Rishid, and even though she wasn’t physically abused like him, or tormented with the same grim responsibility as Marik, she most likely received no love or affection aside from what the siblings could offer each other in their early youth. She was too young when their mother died to have known her like Rishid had, and based on the way Marik seemed to look up to her as an authority figure, and the way she tirelessly dedicated her early life to trying to save him, I’d peg her with eldest daughter syndrome as well
When her brothers left, what did such a young girl with no parents or guardians have left? Just the millenium tauk? How traumatic was it to have just watched her father be murdered (abusive scum or not, oh my GOD), been abandoned by her brothers, and to suddenly just know everything that would happen in the next ten or something years? (SHE JUST KNEW her future!! How bad would that fuck up a mature little kid’s BRAIN??)
She saw a predestined path and had nowhere else to go, no other lead in life to follow, and so everything she did from then on was probably just like following instructions. Did she experience passion for anything but the goal she pursued in those years? Could a woman with nothing to her name but an ancient artifact really obtain such an important museum position at ONLY age 20 without focusing single-mindedly on it for years prior? Do you think she had interests and hobbies she ignored or let go of throughout her teens just to do what she believed she was meant to? Do you think anybody ever HUGGED her???
Even after reuniting with her brothers, do you think she’d even know how to share affection with them after years of nothing but chasing after their future? Do you think she even knows how to make friends or meaningful connections in her life?? Do you think she even knows how to care for her own emotional well-being, rather than living life on a very meticulous, peer-serving agenda????? I may not remember all the little details from the series well because I’ve gotten the different versions mixed up over time, but even if there are little wrong details in here, in this Fucking essay, I will–
THESE ARE ALL SO GORGEOUS OMG
I am IN LOVE with your artsyle, thank you so much for including my request!! <3 This is such a treat

Finished! Thanks to everyone who suggested a character <3
I wanted to draw them in a more cartoony way with bright colours
Joey/Jounouchi, Kaiba and Isis suggested by @moonogre
Yugi suggested by anon
Atem suggested by @hanase
Yusei suggested by @leafgale
Doing the matchup, because why not? 5' 3" if I mind my posture, brown eyes, black hair, body type stuck in perpetual cycle of "why, yes, I do work out" and "I don't feel like working out so I'll survive on a slice of avocado toast and black coffee for the day." I do obsess over little details, but eventually reach a limit where idgaf anymore and JUST DO IT. I like to write, hike, bike, read, ride motorcycles, and chill out on a couch doing nothing productive for society.
Hellooooo my sweet! You got:Ishizu Ishtar/ Isis Ishtar!!
•(fhuhuhu) Powercouple definition: You and Ishizu. Two queens who have a joint slay honestLY. You are the two who are not afraid to cut a bitch. You empower and support each other 24/7. How y’all met? You went out of your comfort zone with Yugi and the gang! Where did you go? Tf clubbing, of course. While attempting your best dance moves in the slightly dimmed club you laid eyes on a gorgeous woman. You made quick eye contact, but you broke it off. Later on in the night you told Téa about this and, speak of the devil, she starts to point right behind you. It’s the pretty lady again! She introduces herself and you hit it off instantly. For the rest of the night all you do is sit with Ishizu and chat in a two person booth. The night was coming to an end and she asked if you’d like to take a walk with her to her apartment (it wasn’t far away she claimed). Not thinking, you blindingly just went out for a chat around a couple parks and what not for about two and a half hours! You kinda went past her apartment. You finally arrived and she thanked you for the wonderful night with a kiss! She gave you her number and you stood there star struck. While pumping your fist in the air to celebrate, you opened your phone to put her number in. You were greeted with about a million missed calls from your friends-Whoops you may have just ditched them..?
•The gang never ever lets you forget that night and will constantly give you crap. Even though they already knew Ishizu and her antics they soooo support your relationship. Since y’all have a joint slay you totally match and coordinate your outfits whenever you go out. Even if you may protest Ishizu will always ALWAYS find you a cute outfit to wear that somehow goes along with hers. (Some examples just copy and paste if you wanna see the outfits! ❤️❤️)
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•Ishizu is a pretty active person basically all the time. She totally supports your highs and lows, but when she sees you chillin on the couch she normally goes after your arse. She loves dragging you to go do extra things that make you feel pampered. Spa day? Every week. New movie that you’ve been dying to see? She already bought tickets. This girl knows how to keep you BOTH busy and high key or low key you looove it. She knows one of your favorite past times is hiking so she likes to plan special little trips for y’all to go to beautiful places to explore. She treats you so well sometimes you wonder if she’s your sugar mama.
•You also love to treat her too! You remember the first time she ever rode on your motorcycle with you. It was like sparks flying! It was a perfect warm summer night when you decided to call her and see if she’d be interested in hanging out. Of course she accepted so you went to pick her up with your badass ride. When she stepped out of her apartment (looking as glamorous as ever) she gasped claiming that she’s never rode one before. So she hoped on and she wrapped her arms around you so she’d stay on. Oh how that put butterflies in your stomach! You decided to take her on a little detour. You took her up to a high hill on the edge of town to watch the sunset. You two sat up there and talked for an hour after the sun went down. It was all insanely romantic- At the spur of the moment another kiss happened! So ever since then you take her on as many rides as you can.
•Personality wise you are both slightly strong headed. When you do get into arguments it results in one either completely leaving the room and or smashing something. But hey! It’s not unhealthy just a little.. heated..? You’d never ever hurt one another! Maybe just a vase or two. In the end you always make up because you were meant for one each other. You both knew that and you are both mature enough to realize that some tiny fight shouldn’t break you two up.
•Ishizu will also be along with you on those perpetual cycles, but when one of you is not eating or being as healthy as you should be the other gets mom-ish. When you only eat Avacado toast and have black coffee for a day Ishizu is stunned. How could she let her flower do that to themself???? She immediately cooks you up a family recipe and refuses to leave until you’ve eaten it all. You appreciate the kind gesture but sometimes you just want to take the food and chuck it out the window. When you two go and work out you are her personal trainer! You push her to do that one extra curl up, the extra mile, that one. Extra. Bench press. She loves how you bring out the best in her!
•NOW TO GET MORE INTIMATE. She loves. All your curves. And edges. Ishizu is just fascinated with your body. She finds each part of you to be absolutely beautiful. This results in a lot of touching. Everywhere. Contact is her #1 priority. Also she loves!! Neck kisses!! Kisses on the neck, forehead, or behind the ear are a must when loving your Ishizu. It’s almost a guarantee that she will turn as red as a tomato when you do this. (Also she demands to always be the big spoon since she’s “””technically””” taller than you. She’s 5’ 4” and she won’t let you forget it.)
•You two are so cute together. You respect, Love, and support one another. Thank you so much for submitting!
SONG that best describes your relationship/ what to listen to when you want to think of her: VALERIE By: Amy Winehouse
Thank y’all for being so patient! If you have submitted a matchup I have not forgotten about you I swear! I am getting to each one at a time. Please keep coming to check back if I’ve answered yours!
So my group chat got on the topic of yugioh and one of my friends claimed he knew the show and the tcg



Welcome to my discord group chat
Yugi busting out his ancient alter ego to kick Kaibas ass for the 3rd time in a row:

Joey after marrying Kaiba and realizing he no longer has to look in couch cushions for $2 McDonalds chicken nuggets:

Kaiba: Yugi, this is the last time you will embarass me. I’m ending this once and for all. Duel me so I can claim the King of Games crown!
Yugi & Atem:

Atem, screaming: geT YO FUCKING ZORC BITCH
Theif King Bakura: it don’t bite
Atem, still screaming: yES IT DO
Okay so like
As a child my friend and I played some yugioh and she had (still has) this beautiful card that we absolutely loved. It’s still my favorite card today.


Honestly St Joan is such a pretty card to my young self since I was so involved in religion back then too this made my heart soar.
I really want her to be the first card I ever cosplay but I’ve never seen her full body? So I decided to look it up!

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING. I FELT SO ASSUALTED WHEN I SAW THIS THAT I HAD AN ULCER AND NOW IM TECHNICALLY DEAD. SOMEONE STOP ME FROM CALLING KAZUKI TAKAHASHI BECAUSE GIRL THOSE SHOES AND PANTS ARE A FUCKING CRIME. GOOD DAY YALL.
Malik: Ryou keeps saying I’m “his” and what not- uh First off: I’m wanted so “I” belong to the country of Egypt.
*sirens wailing in the background*
FUCK
So I rewatched Episode 52 and–

Apparently, Isis’ guards call her “Chief”. Clearly, this is indicative of her position as Secretary General, but all could I see in my head after that was

@sweethoneysuckledreams You are probably the only other person who will find this funny.
I just had a dream that a new YGOTAS came out and in that episode I couldn’t make out what anyone was saying until I heard these clear lines
“if the heart of the cards is so powerful why isn’t Obama president anymore”
and honestly did I even dream that up

Even bigger brain Seto Kaiba hides his singing talent from the world and his friends because he doesn’t feel it’s an important skill to him

*”Taps” plays in the distance*
Seto: *gets on one knee*
Joey: Oh my god it’s finally happening.
Seto: *falls over*
Joey: The poison is kicking in.

Let Mokuba say bitch
Season 0 Yami: Did I go too far?
Yugi: No, no you went too far seven hours ago. Now you’re just going to jail.

Happy birthday to my queen!!!