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I unfortunately AM Shen Qingqiu/ Yuan, cause I am OBLIVIOUS to when people like me
Joining the Throwing Him Thursday party. Shadow was really treated like a projectile in this arc, wasn’t he?
Bonus:
Bruce Wayne beats the shit out of a Vampire!!! Not Clickbait!!!
SO, after Danny is adopted by the Batfam and they accept his Halfa Status, he gives them all their own special Fenton Deflector Badges that will prevent them from being overshadowed and lets them touch ghosts even while intangible
Of course Vlad finds out that his little Badger got adopted by an entirely separate Billionaire and wants to get revenge.
So one day, while Bruce is walking down the street, Vlad tries to overshadow him. He is hoping that he will be able to destroy Bruce’s public reputation and then sell himself Wayne Enterprises, making himself the richest man in the world and making Danny run to him instead.
What actually happens in that Vlad collides face first with Bruce’s back and is knocked to the ground. Bruce turns around, recognizes Vlad, and starts beating the everloving crap out of him.
And across the street, some people are recording it. It looks like a Looney Toons Sequence, with Bruce and Vlad fighting with a bench concealing their view, Vlad and Bruce appearing above a bench, with Vlad holding bruce in a chokehold before Bruce kicks him in the *redacted* and they both fall out of view again, Vlad trying to crawl away before Bruce drags him back behind the bench, Bruce standing up just in view above the bench, and then proceeding to deliver an Elbow Drop. Basically every comedic fight element you can think of.
The Video gets posted to Youtube and goes Viral within the day.
Danny has a GIF of Vlad trying to crawl away and getting dragged back as his Screensaver. The GIF if him getting kicked in the *redacted* is his Background.
Things from TikTok that haven't left my head since I heard them:
🎙️Armadillos keep digging...little holes in my backyard!🎙️
I'm a guy. Of course I 🎙️keep a little dirt under my pillow for the Dirt Man in case he comes to town! Keep a little dirt under my pillow for the Dirt Man so he don't take me down, to his lair, deep under the ground! It's where he keeps his dirt.🎙️
Disco Snails
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.
I laughed. I laughed so hard I died. They buried me under dirt and grass. It tickled, and I laughed. I laughed so hard I died. They buried me under dirt and grass. It tickled, and I laughed.