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(jjk ch. 236 spoilers) really hope they sell a figure pair and the first one is the legs and the second is the rest of him.
it’s true, I saw him there and then we made out 😀
[He probably gets Better Than Sex Mascara from Too Faced.]
Expect for the crimes Σ('◉⌓◉’)
*somewhere in New York*
Gojo: hey bro, I gotta take a leak, ok?
Getou: Sure, I’ll wait here. Just don’t take too long dude, I’m dying to try some New York pizza!
Gojo: you got it, bro!
*Gojo hurries to the public restrooms*
Gojo: *hums to some random song while doing his business*
*random noises come from the next stall*
Gojo: what the fuck… *mumbles and looks down*
*sees four pairs of legs, but one of them is kneeling down*
Gojo: …oh God! *finishes and walks out the stall and washes his hands*
*walks towards Getou with a huge grin*
Getou: you took forever!
Gojo: dude!! you won’t believe what I saw!
Getou: what? Shit on the ground?
Gojo: ew no. I saw someone propose to someone!
Getou: huh? where? I didn’t see anything?
Gojo: i heard weird noises in the stall next to me, so I took a peak and saw someone kneeling down in front of someone else!! Weird way to propose to someone but its cool either way!!
Getou: w-what??!? you saw two dudes in the same stall?!?! And one of them was on their kneels?!?!
Gojo: yeah!! Good for them! Now, come on!! Let’s try that pizza you wanted!!
So? Would you let him?
Getou: wassup dude?!
Gojo: not much…just chillin ;)
Getou: hmmm, ok
Getou: anyways, I got a question for you
Gojo: sure
Getou: have you ever had an argument with your girlfriend?
Gojo: Pft, me and my bitch don’t argue
Gojo: she just tells me to shut up and I do
Getou: ….(._.)
Do you guys think that gramps was hot when he was younger?
Megumi, your daddy high key kinda hot (・ω・)
*yuji on the phone with megumi*
Megumi: so? are you here, or not?
Yuji: I think so?
Megumi: you think so? What does that mean?
Yuji: wait, is it the red house? Yeah?
Yuji: there’s a man with huge pecks outside?
Megumi:…that’s my dad…
They ran out of condoms
They’re probably size small (can’t tell me otherwise)
This is the menace of society
Give us Nanami back🥹
Y’all ready for this or nah?
Nanami: Excuse me, I gotta use the restroom.
Gojo: ooo, me too. I’ll go with ya :)
*In the restrooms*
Gojo: so, are ya gonna piss or shit?
Nanami: You do see me going to the urinals, right?
Gojo: so???
*Nanami proceeds to unbuckle his pants and do his business*
Nanami: *looking straight* Gojo? Where are you?
Gojo: R-right here *rises hand*
Nanami: *looks next to him and sees Gojo sitting on the urinal* What the Fuck!! What are you doing??
Gojo: What else would I be doing? I’m taking a shit.
Nanami: *disgusted* Uhhhh, I-I’m done.
Be grateful, Sukuna.
~all credits to the rightful owner.
Gojo in the prison realm
He just needs to relieve some “stress”
dohmain eckthpanthion ☝🏽🦷
me watching someone else getting flamed for an anime take i lowkey agree with....
(ehem.. ehem.. gojo is NOT the hottest anime character of all time. he has a plain design, white hair and blue eyes??? boring... 😓😓 DON'T KILL ME)
Maki but it's bad thinking diary style 💚💫