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BRO have you ever considered sub Jouno?? Like man's should be so oversensetive, your every touch would make him shiver and your voice would send him goosebumps. I just can't get image of him whimpering and shuddering from everything you do to him..
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Thank you for stopping by my cafe, darling.
It does seem impossible to see him like this, i agree with that, but I'll guide you to my vision, sweetheart.
Sorry if I took to long to post.
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Content warning: Slight nsfw?
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I can't wait anymore..
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◈ "Everything alright, dear?" You ask, you could see the
desire he had in his eyes. Wrapping your arm around him, your free hand runs through his hair, making him slightly shiver, your voice, sending him goosebumps on his soft skin.."Yes, everything is alright." He replies, your eyes lock with his, as you gently grab his hand, bringing it to your lips, giving it a kiss. "You seem like you desire something. Would you like to tell me what it is?"
◈ He freezes against the feeling of your lips, shuddering slightly. Changing your position, you wrap his legs on your waist, laying his head on your shoulders giving you a clear view of his neck. Leaning in, your lips press on his skin, making him whimper silently. You began to nip at his neck, leaving marks on his skin, making him sigh in pleasure.
◈ You lean down, dragging him along with you. You both ended up with you hovering above him, Connecting your lips with his. Biting on his lower lip gently, he moans and gives you access. Your tongues dancing together, and you dominate his. Your hand traveling between his legs, as you broke the kiss.
◈ "Please..please touch me. I-i can't wait anymore.."
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hello everynyan. It took me a month, yes. But it was because i had surgery two weeks ago, so i needed to take a rest from the screen as school had just finished last Friday. Oh and, I'll stop adding titles from now on..if you don't mind.
anywho, this is part two of the request, ft. Tetcho!
Hope you enjoy~

Content Warning: None

"Uhm, tetcho, darling..You've been staring at that ant colony for 4 hours now...aren't you getting tired?" but then again, isn't that one of the reasons why you fell for him? "Yes, I have...The ants have managed to create a complex colony in a short amount of time... They work together as if they are one unit, and yet, they are all separate entities. They all work for one goal; to survive. To thrive. They all understand their place in this world...Their colony may not last, nor is it likely to evolve into something more... But the way they function has fascinated me, and thus, I am observing them."
You look at him with slight confusion, how..? "Uhm, don't you want to go home now?" You might as well just sit down next to him and watch the ant colony with him but you're getting quite tired and nervous from the people staring at you every time someone walks by.
"Home? No. I am not yet done observing..."He resumes watching the ants as if they were the most interesting thing in the world. After a moment, a small ant moves from the colony. Tetchou’s attention is caught, and he watches it move, seemingly without any purpose. "The ant is leaving its home... For what purpose? It seems to be wandering aimlessly..." The observation continues, and soon, he seems to be lost in thought.
"Darling can we please go home-"
Hours seem to have passed. The sun is gone, and the moon is up. "Ah... It seems that time has passed by... That is good, I suppose..."He makes an attempt at standing up but fails. He seems weak, his strength has vanished. "I do not have the strength to get up..."It seems he will soon be unable to continue to watch the ants, although he seems almost reluctant to do so... It appears they have been observed for a long time. He's quite dedicated.
"ah..uhm- I'll help you up!" Grabbing his arm and putting it around me, standing up, and guiding him. "Oh... Thank you." His energy seems to have completely disappeared and as you help him up, he can feel himself sway slightly before his vision starts to darken and he collapses. His weight is still on you. This may be a slight inconvenience…. "Wha- Tetcho!" looking at him with concern and worry before carrying him on a piggyback ride, you can only hear the faint sound of his breathing. It seems he will soon be fine, but until then, he will remain unconscious and in your arms. He is surprisingly light…? Either way, you let out a sigh as you walk back home with him on your back.
After some time, Tetchou regains consciousness. The sunlight is up once more, and you are at your home. He sits up, although he looks around as if he lacks awareness of his surroundings. Soon, when he sees you, his face lit up, as if he’s finally registered your presence. He looks happy to see you. He stands up and stretches, seemingly without any ill effects from his earlier collapsing. "Oh. Did I pass out…? He asks as he looks at you. Had it not been obvious?
"I’m sorry… I lost track of time… I think…" He seems to be lost for words for a moment, quite rare, isn't it? "I am very much sorry…" shaking your head, you spoke "No no! it's alright..here, drink this" Offering him a glass of water, quite confused but you shrugged it off. What are you confused about?
He takes the glass and drinks it, but stops for a moment when he sees your face. "Are you… angry…?" The concern is visible on his face. He seems genuinely hurt or worried over the possibility of him upsetting you. He’s worried he’s ruined his own image. "Please… tell me…" He seems almost desperate for an answer, for your approval. He has become attached to you far too quickly these past months, yet it's the same for you, isn't it?
looking at him before shaking your head, slightly nervous "No! i mean- why would i be mad..?" What made him think you're mad..? "Oh… Really…?" When he realizes that you aren’t angry, relief floods over him, and he takes another sip from the glass. You smile at him. "I don't see a reason to be mad at you, you know?" His face lights up fully, and he gives you an almost sickeningly sweet smile in return. "I am glad to hear that." He takes another sip. Soon, his face shifts into something more serious or, at least, less excited. "What exactly was I doing before I passed out?" ...He forgot?
"You were staring at an ant colony for at least 8 hours or so.."








Me & my hubby!
—When you accidentally introduce your boyfriend as your husband
Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs
Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor, Ranpo, Akutagawa, Jouno X Fem!Reader
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Format: Drabble
Warnings: Suggestive content in Dazai's
Word Count: 1.6K
A/n: This is very rushed so sorry if its not well written

↳Osamu Dazai
As the door of the fitting room opened, your boyfriend came into sight. The white tuxedo hugged his slim frame perfectly, making his tall figure stand out even more. The color had given him an elegant look, which nearly made you wonder if he was the playful guy you were dating.
Dazai smirked as he picked up on your stun and flashed you a cheeky smirk. "Like what you see, Bella? You're staring a little too hard you know~"
Suddenly the fitting room seemed like the perfect place to show him how much you actually liked his new look. It didn't matter if you made a mess out of the tux, since you were about to buy it anyway.
"Oh Osamu... You should wear white more often"
"Everything alright here?"
The salesclerk was checking up on you with a warm smile.
"Ah yes! We would like to buy this one. It looks gorgeous on my husband"
You didn't exactly pay attention to your words, but seeing Dazai's eyebrows jump in surprise made you question your statement, and...
Oh.
Anxiety washed over you as you weren't exactly unfamiliar with your partner's commitment issues, but much to your surprise, Dazai wasn't upset nor terrified; his huge ass grin was showing off his joy and flatter.
"I'm her husband!"
For god's sake.
The salesclerk on the other hand was looking at you oddly, probably questioning her life choices.
"Ah, ok. Well then would you mind taking the tuxedo off? I'll wrap it up for you"
A snicker left your boyfriend's lips as he pulled you close by your waist. "Sure, but I might need my wife's help to take my clothes off. Will you be kind enough to help me out, Anata?"
"Oh shut up already!"
↳Chuuya Nakahara
One of the benefits of working at the same organization was that when your boyfriend had a mission overseas, you could go with him.
You had just arrived to your hotel after a five hour flight, which made you tired as hell since you couldn't sleep on the airplane. Although that wasn't enough to lessen your excitement for going on what could be some kind of a trip after you finish the job.
"Have you made a reservation beforehand ma'am?"
"No, it was kind of rushed. Would that be a problem?"
The receptionist shook his head to the side. "Not at all. Lucky for you, we still have some rooms available"
The door of the hotel opened and Chuuya came in, approaching you with your luggage in his hand. You looked back at the receptionist. "Great! Then I'd like a room for two people. We're going to be here for a while since my husband needs to take care of some stuff from work; right, honey?"
Chuuya froze in the spot and a light shade of crimson appeared on his cheeks. This was definitely unexpected. It made him feel butterflies in his stomach in a good way and somehow questioned all the logic that made him avoid thinking about the future of your relationship.
"Well your husband doesn't seem to be sure" The receptionist commented in a humorous way. "Alright then, here's your key"
On the way to your room there was a silence that couldn't exactly be marked as "uncomfortable". Chuuya was wearing a warm smile yet so drowned in his thoughts that you refused to take him out of his zone. However, when you reached the door, he suddenly lifted you up, making you suddenly gasp and gaze at him with astonishment.
"What are you doing?"
"What a good husband is supposed to do"
The familiar beam was back on his face.
"I'm carrying my wife to our shared hotel room"
↳Ranpo Edogawa
"Ranpo! You can't eat this whole cake!"
Going to the bakery had become some sort of tradition since you and your boyfriend started dating. You went there every afternoon, tasted the new pastries, you lectured him to not get carried away and he stopped you by shoving a cookie in your mouth. That was pretty much repetitive, except that something extra was coming along today.
"I can and I will. That's why it's called sample y/n" He munched on his cheesecake, delighted by the sweet taste lingering in his mouth.
"Well Mr. detective, It's a sample so you should just take one bite and then move on! If you like it then just buy one!"
The baker chuckled and walked toward you. She knew you since you were regulars there, and she had enough respect for the president to not throw a tantrum over a few pieces of cake. "It's alright Miss y/n. Let the man eat his sweets"
"You don't understand ma'am! My husband eats way too much sweets and that's not healthy at all! What if he comes down with diabetes or something?!"
Ranpo stopped chewing for a brief second and looked at you from the corner of his eye. The lady on the other hand, was more excited than shocked. "You got married? Oh! Congratulations! It's nice to know that Mr. Ranpo has finally settled down!"
You didn't know if you should correct yourself or hide your red cheeks. "I— I meant that— " "Please have some more cake! They're on the house. Consider them a gift from me"
As she left you alone, you finally turned to your boyfriend to see his reaction, which was exactly the way you expected it to be; smug and playful. "Ah, I went into this marriage with so much hope"
"Oh grow up!"
↳Fyodor Dostoevsky
"How's your steak honey?" You asked, looking at your boyfriend with curiosity. He had been taking bites reluctantly, swallowing without actually tasting the meat.
"It's burnt to a crisp, even though I ordered it medium rare" He gently wiped his mouth with the napkin, placing the cutlery on the table. You gave the dish a once over and flagged the waiter down. After a while he approached your table. "Is there a problem, ma'am?"
"Yes. My husband ordered his steak medium rare and as you can see, this is not what he asked for"
My... Husband?
"Eh, so... He'd like his steak... Medium rare... Please?" Awkwardness was hitting you and you really didn't want to be alone with Fyodor right now, but unfortunately, you were on a date and there were no way to escape from it.
The waiter excused himself after apologizing and taking the plate back to the kitchen. He did find your sudden change of expression odd, but he didn't say anything since he wasn't asking for less tip. However, Fyodor was completely ready to bring it up. You could tell that based on his grin, but you were doing your best not to face him at that moment.
Not that it was enough to stop him.
"How's your pasta Mrs. Dostoevsky?" "Fedya! Stop!"
↳Ryuunosuke Akutagawa
Getting sick on valentine's day was not originally your plan, but at least you got to visit the doctor together. You were now waiting for the secretary to call your names.
"How long should we wait?"
Covering your mouth with a tissue, you lightly coughed. "Anytime now. All the people ahead of us went inside"
Akutagawa glanced at the door of the doctor's office and nodded. He had made a reservation at your favorite restaurant today and was planning to take you to some place nice afterwards, get on one knee and ask you to spend the rest of your life with him, but you suddenly got sick. It's not like he could be mad at you. It was not your fault, but... It seemed like the perfect opportunity. The perfect day for a memorable gesture...
"Mrs. Akutagawa! You're up"
Akutagawa.
She was referring to you, with his last name.
You had introduced yourself as Akutagawa. He was sure you did it accidentally since your face was redder than a tomato now, but still, he never thought hearing it would feel so... special.
The raven-haired man held your hand and leaded you to the doctors office, a ghost of a smile spread on his face. He might've lost the chance to propose now, but it's not the end of the world. You're stuck with him and not going anywhere, so he would try to make the perfect plan for a perfect proposal, for the perfect girl.
↳Saigiku Jouno
"Are you sure this is the store?" Your boyfriend crossed his arms.
"For the thousandth time! Yes!" "Well, you were also sure that you knew my size but it turns out you were wrong" "Ugh! Let's just get inside!"
Thanks to his job, Jouno was always on endless missions and barely had time to rest, let alone go shopping. You this T-shirt when you were walking by and you just couldn't help but to imagine your boyfriend in it. It might've cheered him up if it was his size.
The clerk recognized you the second you set foot in the store. "Oh hi ma'am! Welcome back!"
"Hi Amaya. Thank you. So, remember how I was not sure if the T-shirt was my boyfriend's size?"
She only nodded with a forced smile, because how could she forgot? You spent fifteen minutes staring at the T-shirt, wondering if it would fit him.
"Well, it wasn't" Jouno's smile got wider and you sighed. "Yeah yeah, I admit it. I don't know what size is suitable for my husband. I'm the worst partner ever. Can we please change this one and leave?"
"I don't understand ma'am"
For real? You just can't take a break.
"I'm saying that the T-shirt was too big for him!" "Yeah I got that, but I thought he was your boyfriend?" "What do you mean you— oh!"
No.
No no no no no no no no.
Jouno's smirk was still on, and now with a little smugness. He was clearly enjoying himself.
"If this is your way of proposing, it's really lame" "Oh shut up you big jerk!"

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hc where jouno would remember your scent just so he knows you’re near him and can easily recognise you.