Incorrect Class 1a - Tumblr Posts
Present mic : *trying to encourage students* break a leg little listeners!
Aizawa : *running after his class* not literally. NOT LITERALLY!!!
Aizawa : due to concerns being raised by parents about boy and girls being in the dorms, no students will be allowed to go in the dorms of the opposite gender.
Mineta : *falling to his knees* nooooooooo
The rest of class 1 (gay)A : oh no..... What a calamity.
Any other student in UA : Aizawa sensei is a cryptid that will eat you in your sleep. One time someone sneezed in his class and he expelled the entire class. If you ever have his as a sub that would be the closest to death you'll ever get until you actually die.
His Hellions : DAD! Kaminari blew up all the lights again and we made the substitute teacher cry. Also there's a ice castle behind our dorms because Todoroki saw Frozen. And here's the list of furniture that got destroyed in the latest deku vs bakugo fight and the floors has acid damage again. Love ya!
Uraraka : We have no idea what you're talking about officer.
Police : Are you sure ?
Jirou : Positive.
Police : And he just dropped dead?
Tsuyu : Yup. Kero.
Police : Out of nowhere?
Momo : That's what we said.
Aizawa : excuse me officer, are you insinuating that my daughters students are not telling the truth? You think my dangerous children class could commit murder?
Police : *staring at Mineta's chalk outlined dead body* well-
Aizawa : Shame on you, they're training to be heroes for fucks sake.
Fire in 1b dorm :
Tetsutetsu : oh my god why is there a fire?!
Kendou : *grabbing the extinguisher quickly*
Monoma : *hand fanning the flames to make it go away*
Fire in 1a dorms :
*fire alarm*
Iida : *deep sigh* which one of them is it this time?
Momo: *not even looking up from her book* I don't know, Ashido was due for one this week.
Nedzu : Alright, thank you Vlad. Aizawa, please introduce your students.
Aizawa : All right, *cracks knuckles*
Iida : oh boy.
Aizawa : The mother
Momo: I-
Aizawa : The father who commited a fellony.
Iida : *sigh*
Aizawa : Anger issues
Bakugo : Fuck your too.
Aizawa : Daddy issues
Shouto : Fair enough
Aizawa : Self sacrifice bisexual
Deku : I-
Aizawa : Dumbass bisexual
Kaminari: Called out
Aizawa : Dumbass pansexual, this time with acid.
Ashido : Here!
Aizawa : Space bi with a frog obsession.
Uraraka : Sensei please-
Aizawa : The actual frog
Asui : Kero
Aizawa : The Karate kid
Ojiro : Ok i guess
Aizawa : Gossip handler
Hagakure : That's me!
Aizawa : Gossip handler but sparkly.
Ayoma: Oui
Aizawa : The step mother who married the mother.
Jirou : *thumbs up*
Aizawa : The high one
Sero : Sir I-
Aizawa : The diabetes risk
Satou : Fair
Aizawa : The actually pure one
Kouda : (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Aizawa : The rock.
Kirishima : That's me!
Aizawa : The emo one
Tokoyami : What a mad banquet of darkness.
Aizawa : The one who wanted the hero name octopussy but refrained.
Shouji : ....
Aizawa : The honourary member, me but purple.
Shinsou : Sup.
Aizawa : Last and the least, the mistake.
Mineta : .......