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4 years ago
Well. Was The Underwear Coming Off Or Was Chris Putting It On??! UGHHH! The Cues From The Photographer

Well. Was the underwear coming off or was Chris putting it on??! UGHHH! The cues from the photographer were so confusing. Who uses stage directions to snap Grindr photos?! Really?!? If the left hand didn’t make an “L” shape naturally, Chris was pretty sure he would have had a nervous breakdown by the age of 12. That little trick gave him six more months. Take that vacuum suck to quality of life. HA! “Oh man. Did I 4get 2 shave my dinger?!?”


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3 years ago
Chris Wasnt Sure Exactly What Happened But He Knew Is Left Cheek Was Sore. Or Was It The Right? Why Wouldnt

Chris wasn’t sure exactly what happened but he knew is left cheek was sore. Or was it the right? Why wouldn’t this pain just go away?!

Ohhh Ouch. There it was again.

Well, that ruled out ‘left.’


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