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Anything you haven’t posted?

Hmm

This??..

Umm idk🥲

More things you haven’t posted

I. HAVE. SCHOOL. DOODLES!!

There’s more but they’re not that interesting😭

Guess what this silly lil dumb bitch is finally doing

THATS RIGHT

I AM FINALLY

FINALLY

WORKING ON CHAPTER TWO OF WITH YOU ON WATTPAD

I haven’t posted that one for such a long time it’s honestly sad

Anyway getting into the angst for this one hopefully since the last one didn’t really have any

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

1K READS!????????!!!!!?!??

AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

🌸💫⭐️🪷LMK HEADCANONS🪷⭐️💫🌸

(Had to freaking redo this bc tumblr didn’t save my draft >:[[ )

Redson(Hong Hai’er) Headcanons!!

-loves cats with every fiber of his being

-HATE HATE HATE HATE HATES water!!

-hair turns brown when it’s wet, like fire extinguishing sorta

-touch starved asf bull demon thing(bro has got 320+ years on his ass of absolutely no affectionate touch)

-has a small appetite and the highest alcohol tolerance you will ever see(got both traits from his mother)(he doesn’t drink much though of course)

-loves being pet, please pet him on your way out😼

-loves mechanics/engineering

-if you start even mentioning mechanics/engineering, he will beam at you with stars in his eyes and WILL ramble in DETAIL if you ask them a question about it or how something worked(things like that)

-clingy asf if you even touch them a little

-loves his hair, just hates how bothersome it is sometimes

-has soft/fluffy tail fur/fur/hair(depending on how one would draw him or anything like that)

-will eat the spiciest things on earth like it’s just a pack of mints or tic tacs

-gossips with his mother

-will DEFINITELY ramble if you ask him about an invention he’s working on/making

-acts like he doesn’t care much for people but secretly cares so much that they kinda forget to care about themself a lot

-stays up to atrocious times and STILL managed to wake up every day at 5:25

-has HORRIBLE vision bc the Samadhi Fire damaged their vision badly when they were a child/temporarily blinded them

-doesn’t like having nothing to do+constantly loads themself with things to do, errands to run

-HORRIBLE at parties/formal events

-has a habit of biting his lip when in deep thought or focus

-often tries to handle things themself+doesn’t like asking for help

-flusters easily

MK(Qi Xiaotian) Headcanons!!

-sleeps with his monkey plush at night

-doodles on himself when he’s bored at work

-unmedicated ADHD

-SSSSUUUUUUUUUPEEEERRRRR affectionate(will cuddle anyone who needs it, you need one?)

-LOVESSS pineapple!!

-likes listening to music when he’s drawing or working

-artist+has 17 sketchbooks in a box besides his desk

-always loses arcade games when put up against Mei

-surprisingly a AMAZING cook, sucks at baking tho

-loves playing with people’s hair(sorta like monkey grooming?)

-has binged Monkey Cop 16 times and will never stop

-acts like a little kid whenever he sees people kissing on tv

-has a tendency to try and fix all his problems himself because he doesn’t want to ‘burden’ his friends

-BROKE ASF

-keeps instant noodles in a secret cabinet in his apartment, hiding them from Pigsy

Mei(Long Xiaojiao) Headcanons!!

-knows some mechanics, but often asks Redson for help

-absolute master at video games

-definitely ate bugs as a kid and got sick because of it

-wants a lizard or something but her parents will NOT let her

-often likes to gossip with MK

-super chill about cuddles

-loves eating dragonfruit(though..sometimes she eats it with the skin..)

-has a bunch of trophies in a box from all the races she’s won

-loves pranks

-also sleeps with her dragon plushie

-will make fun of MK or Redson for being fruity even though she’s pretty fruity😼

-steals Redson’s glasses a lot just to entertain herself when he rams into poles or falls trying to get her(or even yelling at walls)

-likes doing Redson’s hair(but he rarely lets her do it)

-knows a whole bunch about bugs(origins, scientific names, etc)

Nezha Headcanons!!

-secretly loves cats

-will make flower crowns for someone if asked

-has known Redson since he was a baby and often talks with him(they gossip together, complain about people, all that)

-sarcasm is definitely his second language

-amazing at making origami

(There’s not a lot for my boy😭🪷)

Monkey King(Sun Wukong) Headcanons!!

-has a habit of talking to himself both from the years he was alone and trapped in the furnace((I can’t remember exactly what happened about the furnace so please bear with me🥲))

-snores loud asf and often scares the monkeys away

-secretly likes singing and sings well, but terrified of doing it in front of people

-often thinks about things he regrets

-a lil touch starved :,)

-smells like peaches

Macaque(Li’uer Mihou) Headcanons!!

-touch starved monkey dude 😢

-flinches whenever someone gets close of his right

-the monkeys on FFM(Flower Fruit Mountain) often like sleeping with him, basically drowning him in monkey

-often summons Rumble or Savage(or both) to talk to(though, they’re not very good company)

-loves mangos

-likes just sitting at a quiet pond at night, its quiet and peaceful and it doesn’t hurt his ears

-his fur is always so soft because the monkeys groom it a lot

Yeah that’s kinda it….FOR NOW-

Anyway have art😼

HOLLLLLLLLLL UPP

DID I JUST DRAW A DECENT HAND WITHOUT REF??

WHATSTTTT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Guyyyysssss

‼️🩸LMK VAMPIRE AU THINGY🩸‼️

Why? Cause I felt like it😘

Uhhh slight blood!!

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-Redson dont really like drinking blood(though he does like MK’s a lot😧)

-MK forces them to drink blood LMA—

Ermmmm

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I have no idea guys this took like five hours to draw everything you can tell I got lazy

Guys I need fic ideas🫶

Again

I know I already have like two I still desperately need to finish but I’m getting motivation and want to make one on ao3 soooo

Here’s the link to my 1600’s au or whatever it’s not much cause I don’t really know how to explain my ideas so

1600’s au

YAY I REALLY WANTED TO DO MY 1600’s AU ANYWAY YEEEEE

To work now..😻

Sigh…

Only 3,000 more words

This is going to be so easy to come up with ideas

So easy🥲

GUYS IM SO CLOSE

ONLY 1,000 WORDS TO GO!!

I can’t believe I’m writing this chapter so fast🥲🫶

Not complaining though

ITS POSTED

CHAPTER ONE IS POSTED!!!

THE FIC ____^

Yall…

I found one of my old posts..

Old old posts..

It’s legos

My heavens though…

I improved sm

Like look

Don’t ask why it’s crumpled

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Yeah heh

I finally can kinda draw legos!!!!

GEEEEEEEE

YALL

HIS FOREHEAD

HIS BIG ASS FOREHEAD

MY GOODNESS MY ART

I’ve improved so much😻

Debating whether or not to post spicynoodles kissing…..

It’s…..

Er they got a little mouthy😞

I feel like if I post it I’m gonna be judged💀🫶

Hiiiiii

Ok this is the post I was talking about where MK and Red Son EXPOSEDDD themselves 🫶

But uh

Yknow

‼️TONGUES‼️(not much in this post tho)

If you’re uncomfortable w that then a summary below the cut

‼️Skip if you don’t want a summary‼️

Summary:

Mei, MK, and Red Son are at a sleepover and Mei says “Truth or dare?” And yknow MK chooses dare and she’s just like “gehe” and says to kiss Red Son BUT little does she know MK and Red Son are secretly DATING🤯 and Red Son was flustered and reluctant but MK convinced him and they sorta made out🫶🥲

Part 1 | Part 2

‼️Tongue Kissing‼️

Skip to the summary under the cut if you want

Summary

Mei, MK, and Red Son are at a sleepover and Mei says “Truth or dare?” And yknow MK chooses dare and she’s just like “gehe” and says to kiss Red Son BUT little does she know MK and Red Son are secretly DATING🤯 and Red Son was flustered and reluctant but MK convinced him and they sorta made out🫶🥲

Part 1 | Part 2(this part)

Guys..

No…

When I was at lunch today…my gf was trying to take my drawing of MK and Red Son kissing spicily 😭 and my teacher comes up behind us and holds her hand out💀

I crumpled it up and..yk she took it…looked at it and gave me a confused-ish look..

“It’s Lego people…”

“Lego people?”

I asked her to throw it away…BUT SHE SHOWED MY GYM TEACHER😭😭😭😭😭MY JAW DROPPED AND IT IS THE ONLY THING I THOUGHT ABOUT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

I don’t know what’s worse.

Last year my friend-ish drew a wee wee on my hand in SHARPIE and yk I had a serious question and I sat in front of him and stuff and so he saw and I turned to him confused cuz I didn’t know yet and..

“Next time..please use your other hand..” he was smiling but it was yknow like

He wasn’t mean about it or anything! I think he thought it was funny or something

Idk

My jaw dropped then too

What’s worse…😭 😭😭😭😭

LMAO GUYS

Guys I found my cringey comic thing from like a year ago that I gave up on and never finished and..

It’s kinda funny at some parts like-