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What the actual fuck happened 😰

Please stop this party.

Sooo, has anyone watch Minx’s LoveOrHost?

The American And The Brit 💜

(They/them pronouns)

(800+ words)

Description: Wilbur has a love or host. Unexpectedly though, you are right by his side. His clingy, American, flatmate.

A/N: Whether you take this as platonic or romantic is up to you.

[Rest of the story under the cut]

{《☆》}

Wilbur was being boring today. You wanted to spend the day together and play some horror games, you even offered to let him stream it. But no, he wanted to have a "Love or Host" and find himself someone to replace you.

Okay, maybe you were being dramatic.

"Wil!" You whined, holding onto his leg tightly. "Don't leave me."

"Americans are so annoying," Wilbur whispered under his breath. Sighing, he reached down to pull you off. "If you want, you can stay in the room."

"No." You stubbornly denied. It was getting harder to not let go, so you were starting to make your eyes teary. "You're not allowed to leave me."

Wilbur grumbled, trying not to look you in the eye. When he managed to pry your hand off his leg, you started sniffling.

"Okay fine!" Wilbur broke. "I still have to do it since I promised Austin, but you can be right next to me."

"But," You loudly sniff. "I want cuddles."

Wilbur accidentally looked you in the eyes, seeing your pitiful puppy eyes and cracking under the tears. "Fine. Fine..."

"Thank you," You grin happily, still attached to his legs. "I love you, bestie."

"Call me that again and I will just throw you in the wheelie bin."

{《☆》}

"Wilbur! Wel-, uh hello other person? Wilbur who is this?"

"Austin, this is Y/N. They are my flatmate and they forced me to bring them to my Love or Host." Wilbur sighed. You rest your head on Wilbur's shoulder and relax, just watching as Austin awkwardly nod along. "They'll just be here and do nothing. They're very clingy."

You poked Wilbur in the stomach, pouting. "You're the clingy one."

"Well, I suppose it's not too big of a deal. As long as they're not problematic, it's fine."

"Y/N doesn't even have Twitter."

Austin laughed. Then, he opened up the call and the contestants started pouring in.

Idly, you closed your eyes and played with one of Wilburs hands. They let you, talking softly with Austin as they started explaining the show.

"Er, who is that?"

"Niki, this is Y/N. They wanted to be clingy today so I had to bring them with me."

You opened an eye, poking Wilbur in the cheek and turning to face the camera. "He is lying. Wilbur is lying to your face. He demanded I be here. For moral support. And also because he is deeply and totally in love with me."

The group started laughing, making you grin wirly at Wilbur. Your roommate flushed and pokes you back.

"They're American though?" The Irish one asked. Minx, if you recall correctly.

"I came here because Wilbur convinced me to and then I got accepted to a college. It was practically entrapment because I'm stuck here now."

"Oh, shut up." Wilbur pinched your cheek, making you pull away and whine. "You're such an annoying American."

You frowned comically. "And you're a depressed e-boy."

"Austin, Y/N is bullying me!" Wilbur started whining. You smiled and closed your eyes again. Resting your head against his chest, you fell asleep for a few moments.

{《☆》}

"He's eating another fucking banana!"

Minx's loud yells made you groan as the group started cackling. You twisted until you were pressed even closer to Wilbur, trying to block out the noise.

"Oh," Wilbur whispered, pressing a hand to your back to help you fix yourself. He ran his fingers through the back of your hair, gently tracing random shapes. "Go back to sleep, it's okay."

"Hmm," You hummed. It was a weird limbo between awake and asleep. You could feel and hear everything, but the warm gooey feeling Wilbur made you feel kept you melted into a pile of sleepy goo.

"- so when you choose me and we go on a date-,"

"Mine," You mumbled, clutching tighter onto Wilbur. No one reacted, so you were probably too quiet about it. Louder, you said. "Mine."

"Y/N, shush." Wilbur patted your head. You shook your head sleepily, "No. Mine."

"That's actually adorable, Willington." Baffy comments, smiling at you. "I mean, yeah sure. You can have him."

Austin laughs. "Baffy? What the hell?"

"What?" She defends herself, "They're cute together."

"True." Another contestant agrees. "Are we just third wheeling right now?"

"Mhm," You mumbled softly. "My Wil." You let yourself relax again, blinking up at an exasperated Wilbur. With a dopey smile, you nuzzle your nose in his neck.

"I kinda don't want to win." Minx muttered. Niki blinked before nodding along.

"Is-, Y/N is somehow winning? And they're not even a contestant?" Austin said, thoroughly confused. You grin, sleepily blinking at the webcam.

"He's mine." You agree. Wilbur sighs and shakes his head. "I don't think I'm allowed to disagree." You pout when he stops running his hands through your hair. He barely lasts a second before he starts again.

{《☆》}

"Wilbur, since I won can we go cuddle."

"I don't think I have much of a choice, Y/N... You're such an annoying American."

"I love you too, British boy."

{《☆》}

[I haven't watched Wil's loh since it happened so the only people mentioned are people I only vaguely remember existing in it.]

[Either you're a clingy best friend or your a clingy person with a crush. The clingy isn't optional.]

[-L0v3, k1ng]

Masterlist

MOVIES

Gender Neutral Reader

LORD:

Life time movies are their favorite

Always has the best snacks (ruler privilege)

They never talk much during the movie bc they’re too busy enjoying it

Will always let you pick the movie unless you explicitly ask them to pick a movie

But no matter what the movie genre is you can bet they’re gonna cry at least once just because

Definitely the best person to watch the movie with overall 10/10

JOHAN:

Falls asleep during the movie

Literally like a dad 💀 snoring n shi

He’ll let you pick the movie though!

THE designated food person

He will always get up to refill the popcorn so you don’t miss anything

Never fully engaged in the film unless it’s a dramatic romance movie

You can’t tell me he doesn’t constantly rewatch the Twilight Saga

Decent person to watch films with but he’s mad stale 7/10

FRAM:

Doesn’t let you pick the movie💀

Anything Disney/Marvel is her go-to pick

Constantly talking and asking questions that you OBVIOUSLY don’t know the answer to😭

“Wait who’s that?”

“I don’t know they didn’t say yet.”

“Why are they doing that!?”

“I don’t know I haven’t seen this movie before.”

“Who’s that next to him?”

“I DON’T FUCKING KNOW!”

Expert at sneaking snacks into the theatre

Definitely has theatre hopped before

Great person but has a little TOO much fun at the movies 4.5/10

MIKHAIL:

Does he look like he willingly watches movies?😭

Not really but you forced him anyways

You’re obviously going to have to pick the movie in his place

Sits hella stiff in the seats

Doesn’t really pay attention to what’s going on in the movie so don’t ask him if you went to the bathroom and missed anything

Will volunteer to refill anything or go get more snacks

Bro does NOT want to be here especially if someone brought a crying child with them

Best errand boy🤝

I give him a 1/10 bro does NOT want to be here😭

CHARLOTTE:

Amazing.

Simply amazing.

She doesn’t actually go to the theatre she just puts on NETFLIX in her room

AVID Clueless watcher

Will stay up watching movies with you if you’re trying to pull an all nighter

Has the best snacks and a comfy blanket

Chats a bit during the movie but not on Fram’s level

She’ll sometimes get agitated at annoying protagonists and start ranting but who doesn’t 9/10

RASHAD:

Oh.

He’ll put on a horror movie to impress you

—and fail miserably.

Perfectly fine with ANY OTHER movie category but he wanted to show you how unfazed he was

He has those color-changing lights in his room that he’ll spend some time on getting the right color to fit the movie theme

Claims it better immerses you into the movie

He doesn’t eat much during movies

He’s completely IMMERSED

Please pick the movie bc if it’s up to him you’ll be sitting there for hours watching every Harry Potter movie in chronological order

Always prepared snacks before hand and will go out with you to purchase everything in advance

Makes snarky comments about the movie here and there but nothing truly annoying

Stole a bunch of those 3D glasses from the theatre once💀

Overall pretty fun person to watch movies with 9.5/10

Charles (III) would be infatuated with the concept of skincare. I fear that any routine you were to have to yourself would be criticised out the ass by him. Never lounging as his new journey for redemption occupies his thoughts along with being a ruler. However, he saves a special place in his day for a good face mask.

Gracious guardian Lumie serves her entire life purpose out of protecting the seal. Only expelling her raging emotion of loneliness through chatting until she couldn’t breathe. Before she would be isolated once more. So, in moments of rambling she appreciates mutual chatter or even just detailed attentiveness if you naturally aren’t talkative. Because, while her constant words may seem annoying or nagging to some it’s the only way she knows.