Lord Lorcan Lochan - Tumblr Posts
Lorcan:*wears dark grey*
Aelin: Bringing out the spring colours, I see.
Lorcan: *drowning*
Aelin: I'd save him but who am I to play god?
Aelin: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry— Lorcan: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.
Elide: Why do you have to be so tall anyway?
Lorcan: Would you prefer me on my knees?
Lorcan, abt Maeve: What did I tell you about calling your Queen the devil?
Fenrys: That it’s offensive to the devil?
Elide during KOA: I'm gonna make him pay for this. I’m not strong, but I know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally
Rowan: How petty can you get?
Aelin: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument with Lorcan
Lorcan: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Rowan, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.
Lorcan: Why am I the bad guy?
Aelin: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Aelin: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Lorcan: I almost died.
Aelin: That... was my favorite memory.
Manon: Elide, your husband, Lorcan, is a loser, Aelin and I both agree.
Elide: You do?
Aelin: No, uh-uh, I never called him a loser!
Manon: Sorry, I’m the one who called him a loser. Manon: Aelin called him a clown.
Rowan: Do you have a bobby pin?
Lorcan: Yeah. *searches in his hair* Lorcan: Oh, no, wait. I’m not a nine-year-old girl.
Fenrys: Really? Then why do ya throw like one?
Lorcan, drowning: Help!
Elide: Don't worry, I heard cowards float.
Elide: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
Manon: I’ve only had Elide for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Lorcan, about Aelin: That girl is a hurricane.
Rowan: Hah, yeah, she sure is.
Lorcan: Hurricanes are bad, Whitethorn.
Aelin: Not much could ruin today.
Lorcan: Greetings.
Aelin: Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.
Elide: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Lorcan: Several traffic violations.
Aelin: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Manon: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Aedion: Also, that’s not our car.
Lorcan: When I was younger I thought I was just having a bad day. That was centuries ago, so I guess this is who I am.
Lorcan: You promise you didn’t get me bees again?
Fenrys, from a distance: Just open it