Aelin Of The Wildfire - Tumblr Posts
Aelin: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
Elide: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
Manon: I’ve only had Elide for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Lysandra: When I met you, I thought you were a real bitch.
Aelin: What changed your mind?
Lysandra: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.
Aelin: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Chaol: That’s not an award, it’s a wanted poster from the king.
Aelin, hanging it on her wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
Aelin: My hands are cold.
Rowan: Here, let me hold them.
Aelin: My lips are cold too.
Rowan: *covers Aelin's mouth with his hand*
Rowan: We'll talk about this later.
Aelin: Fine, I won’t be listening.
Lysandra: That shirt looks great, Rowan.
Rowan: Thanks.
Lysandra: But I bet it would look even better on Aelin's floor.
Aelin: Are you hitting on Rowan... for me?
Aelin: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
Aelin: Hey, Dorian. These candies you gave me? They sucked.
Dorian: But you ate them all.
Aelin: I had to make sure they all sucked.
Elide: Will Aelin be okay?
Aedion: She won’t be when I find her.
Rowan: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Celaena: Thanks, it's the trauma.
Emrys: You have a crush on Elentia, don’t you?
Rowan: I never said that! You may have heard it. I may have thought it. It may be true. But I NEVER said it.
Chaol: I can excuse slavery, but I draw the line at assassinations!
Literally Everyone: You can excuse slavery!?
Aelin: My latest theory? Maybe I’m a god. I’ve denied the signs for too long.
Rowan: You're cute, but selfish and narcissistic to a point of near-delusion. Rowan: *leaves*
Aelin: ... Aelin: He called me cute.
Aelin: Not much could ruin today.
Lorcan: Greetings.
Aelin: Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.
Rowan: Hey, Lorcan sneezes like a girl!
Lorcan: And how about I pound you like a boy--nope, that didn’t come out right.
(Aelin wheezing in the background)
Elide: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Lorcan: Several traffic violations.
Aelin: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Manon: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Aedion: Also, that’s not our car.
Celaena: *Kisses Rowan's cheek*
Rowan: What was that?
Celaena: Affection.
Rowan: Disgusting Rowan: Do it again.