Malcolm Tucker - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
One is my husband, the other is the feral little puppy who occasionally sleeps at the end of our bed.
List of fics, some posted, some not. If you like the look of one not yet posted let me know and I'll get working in it.
RED DWARF
Persephone
The last woman in the universe has no memories, no past and no filter. She and Rimmer could be perfect for each other, or a match made in hell.
Posted on AO3
The Captain's Wife
AU in which Rimmer has everything he's ever wanted, a wife, a family and his own ship. But it turns out being the Captain has its own problems.
Not yet posted (one chapter written)
THE THICK OF IT
Holly Tucker
Malcolm's young wife has a past he helped her move on from, and a present that could blow his life apart.
Posted on AO3
LIE TO ME
Lie For Me, I Dare You
It turns out the only person Cal can't read isn't an expert, or even a loved one. It's a call girl.
Not yet written (idea only)
Second chapter is finally up, and yes, we finally find out who Holly had the affair with! Very excited to see people's reactions!
Reblogging this because I originally posted it at two in the morning.
Second chapter is finally up, and yes, we finally find out who Holly had the affair with! Very excited to see people's reactions!
He's like a feral little Scottish puppy, and I want one.
he’s so silly
Me ending the latest chapter of Holly: Haha, people are gonna love this, this is great!
Me now: Well crap, where do I go now?
There is something wrong with me. I have gone absolutely feral for this shot of the back of Malcolm's neck.
Just had a fic prompt in my head where the OC comes home from shopping or something and Malcolm's standing in the hallway like "your feral bloody puppy is at it again." And it's just Jamie sitting on the living room floor grinning.
Me: I can't choose
Tumblr: You don't have to
Me: 🥹
Malcolm and Jamie are soft as hell off duty and you will not convince me otherwise.
Like, you ever see a kid in a toy shop after their parents took them to McDonalds, and they're all hyped up on sugar and excitement? That's Jamie, all the time at home.
He will force Malcolm to watch Dirty Dancing or Roman Holiday just to piss him off, forget and get really into it.
He will try cooking but cause complete chaos in the kitchen in the process, until Malcolm has to literally pick him up and move him out of the way so he can take over.
He will burrow under the duvet and refuse to come out when Malcolm tries to wake him up in the morning.
He will fall asleep halfway through a film he insisted on watching, without exception.
He will attempt to eat his own body weight in chocolate when he's had a bad day, until Malcolm pulls it out of his hands and makes him go to bed.
my brain is like don’t write jamie x malcolm fluff. it would be so out of character. i want to keep them mean and repressed and evil. but my dick says I Have To
Just love them. Want to marry both of them. It would either be the most dysfunctional, toxic mess the holy state of matrimony has ever seen, or the sweetest, most sickeningly romantic thing ever. No in-between.
i am unwell. look at them
Back when I first discovered The Thick of It I started writing a story based on it (basically a fanfic but I didn't write fics then so I changed the names and reworked it into a separate story.)
My husband has now convinced me to return it to a ttoi fic and post it, but it's about 18 chapters.
Should I post each chapter as I finish rewriting them, or wait until I've rewritten the whole lot?
Come get your Malcolm Tucker/call girl fantasy!
New chapters being uploaded as we speak!
Look guys, in case I need to explain it ...
This is my husband
This is my puppy
And this is my obsession I keep locked in my basement
This is the single sexiest picture to exist argue with the wall