The Thick Of It - Tumblr Posts
Jamie: Get on it you fucking hippy, or I will personally have you as a light supper!
Me: He's just adorable.
My husband:
There is something wrong with me. I have gone absolutely feral for this shot of the back of Malcolm's neck.
Just had a fic prompt in my head where the OC comes home from shopping or something and Malcolm's standing in the hallway like "your feral bloody puppy is at it again." And it's just Jamie sitting on the living room floor grinning.
Me: I can't choose
Tumblr: You don't have to
Me: 🥹
Malcolm and Jamie are soft as hell off duty and you will not convince me otherwise.
Like, you ever see a kid in a toy shop after their parents took them to McDonalds, and they're all hyped up on sugar and excitement? That's Jamie, all the time at home.
He will force Malcolm to watch Dirty Dancing or Roman Holiday just to piss him off, forget and get really into it.
He will try cooking but cause complete chaos in the kitchen in the process, until Malcolm has to literally pick him up and move him out of the way so he can take over.
He will burrow under the duvet and refuse to come out when Malcolm tries to wake him up in the morning.
He will fall asleep halfway through a film he insisted on watching, without exception.
He will attempt to eat his own body weight in chocolate when he's had a bad day, until Malcolm pulls it out of his hands and makes him go to bed.
my brain is like don’t write jamie x malcolm fluff. it would be so out of character. i want to keep them mean and repressed and evil. but my dick says I Have To
Just love them. Want to marry both of them. It would either be the most dysfunctional, toxic mess the holy state of matrimony has ever seen, or the sweetest, most sickeningly romantic thing ever. No in-between.
i am unwell. look at them
Who looked at this man and thought, "you know we need a mad little Scot for this political satire? This is it, this is the one."?
Paul Higgins as Murdo Caldwell in The Play On One's A Wholly Healthy Glasgow
Back when I first discovered The Thick of It I started writing a story based on it (basically a fanfic but I didn't write fics then so I changed the names and reworked it into a separate story.)
My husband has now convinced me to return it to a ttoi fic and post it, but it's about 18 chapters.
Should I post each chapter as I finish rewriting them, or wait until I've rewritten the whole lot?
Come get your Malcolm Tucker/call girl fantasy!
New chapters being uploaded as we speak!
Jamie, your eyes are ridiculous, calm the fuck down.
Seriously guys can we ... can we talk about this?
No? NO?!
Jamie MacDonald from The Thick Of It
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The best of Jamie - In the Loop
Jamie McDonald, you are an adorable force of nature and I love you.
Help me out here guys
Look guys, in case I need to explain it ...
This is my husband
This is my puppy
And this is my obsession I keep locked in my basement
I'd be so easy to kidnap its actually scary.
You have a blue police box that's bigger on the inside? Awesome, I'm totally down.
You live on an abandoned mining ship with an evolved cat, a robot and a neurotic dead guy? Count me in.
You're Scottish? I'm there.
This is the single sexiest picture to exist argue with the wall
