Marco The Pineapple - Tumblr Posts

Ace: hey, Marco, is your mom a chicken?

Marco: didn't I already tell you to stop with these chicken jokes, yoi?

Ace: *ignores* because you're eggcellent

Marco: *sighs*

Thatch: *laughing wildly in the background*

Marco: What's his problem, yoi?

Ace: I don't know! We were talking about how you're a weird chicken that only eats healthy things and then i said i was healthy and suddenly he started laughing like crazy!

Marco: ...

Ace: What?

Marco: How can you be so oblivious, yoi?

Thatch: *still laughing wildly in the background*

Marco: Ace, we need to have a serious talk, yoi

Ace: what happened birdie?

Marco: I want to breakup with you

Ace: WHAT?! ARE YOU CRAZY, MARCO?! YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MEEE *cries dramatically*

Marco: yeah yeah, I love you too Ace, but I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUSTAIN YOUR HUNGER, YOI

Ace: holy shit, this food is fucking hot!

Marco: oh honey you're fucking hot and i still eat you *wink*

Haruta: *chokes*

Izou: *sighs and fans himself*

Thatch: omg WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS HAVE LUNCH LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE WITHOUT VIOLENTLY FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER?

Ace: hey Marco, can I make you a serious question?

Marco: ... no

Ace: soooooo *ignores* did you sit in sugar?

Marco: and here we go again *sighs*

Ace: because you have a sweet ass *blink*