Marco: Ace, We Need To Have A Serious Talk, Yoi

Marco: Ace, we need to have a serious talk, yoi

Ace: what happened birdie?

Marco: I want to breakup with you

Ace: WHAT?! ARE YOU CRAZY, MARCO?! YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MEEE *cries dramatically*

Marco: yeah yeah, I love you too Ace, but I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUSTAIN YOUR HUNGER, YOI

*cell phone ringing*

Ace: who the fuck is it?

Sabo: Ace, where the hell are you?

Ace: Sabo? I'm home, duh. There’s someone yelling me outside, but I’m pretending there’s no one home.

Sabo: ...

Ace: what?

Sabo: IT'S ME, ACE. OPEN THE FUCKIN' DOOR!

Luffy: Put your hands in the air, this is a robbery, Torao!

Law: What the hell-

Luffy: I’m here to steal your heart

Law: ...

Luffy: ...

Law: You can’t steal something that’s already yours, Mugiwara-ya

Luffy: Touche

Ace: if i can do it tomorrow, why would i do it today?

*after Jinbe joins the strawhat crew*

Luffy: you're the next, Torao~

Law: *holding salt and a cross* stay away from me, Mugiwara-ya!

*cell phone ringing*

Ace: who the fuck is it?

Sabo: Ace, where the hell are you?

Ace: Sabo? I'm home, duh. There’s someone yelling me outside, but I’m pretending there’s no one home.

Sabo: ...

Ace: what?

Sabo: IT'S ME, ACE. OPEN THE FUCKIN' DOOR!