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Percy: *Bursts out of Ryan's Locker* Ryan: Gah! Dude how do you keep getting in here? Percy: Doesn't matter! I just realized the Mousakatool is the most powerful item in all of fiction. Ryan: The what? Percy: This:

Ryan: A flying mouse head? Percy: A extremly powerful mouse head. Ryan: Explain.

Percy: On top of being a flying device with a near infinite storage capactity, within the cannon lore of micky mouse club house-

Ryan: That is not a sentence I ever thought I'd hear.

Percy: The Mouskatool gives you four items tailored to events that have yet to happen with such specifity you can't figure it out until it happens.

Ryan: meaning it has the ability to plan ahead for catastrophic events.

Percy: Correct. And it has a 100 percent sucess rate in the show, and that doesn't even count the Mystery mouskatool, which is a wild card item that will adapt to things in real time.

Ryan: Which means?

Percy: In theory depending on what the future holds, it could give you items to kill GODS.

Ryan: Oh dear lord.

Percy: But don't worry. I'm not using it to kill Lady.

Ryan: Oh thank goodness-

Percy: I'm using it to kill Postman Pat in Man vs Train because that evil motherfucker killed Thomas and took over hell.

Ryan: Wait whut-

*Down in hell*

Demon Postman Pat: ........Why do I feel unsafe now?.....