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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 283:
*Percy is in the Mashed universe as Bob the Cowboy Builder is talking to them*
Mashed's Bob: Listen ya scum. You better put a good opening song for me or else I'm going to sell you for scrap!
Percy: Are you trying to make me scared? Because I'm not even nervous in the slightest. Also, if you kill me. Wait until my lawyers and family hear about this.
Mashed's Bob: ........Ugh, fine....
*The opening of the video "Bob the Cowboy Builder" starts playing as Percy starts rapping*
Percy: 🎵Big up all you jammers, scammers, white vanners🎵
Percy: 🎵BOB THE BUILDER🎵
Percy: 🎵HE AIN'T BUILDING SHIT NONE🎵
Percy: 🎵BOB THE BUILDER🎵
Percy: 🎵NOT A LITTLE BIT SON🎵
Percy:🎵PISSING IN-🎵
*Percy then sees Mashed's Bob pissing in somebody's sink with his *ahem* sausage out while drinking a bottle of liquor*
Percy: OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!??!
Percy: NAH, FUCK THIS. I'M OUT OF HERE!!!!!! *Starts storming out* FIND ANOTHER RAPPER YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!
*Later, Lofty is with Percy as he tries to find something to cleanse his eyes*
Lofty: Are you okay Percy?
Percy: *Scrambling through a box* Oh boy! I hope that this box has a bottle of bleach in it!
Percy:
'CAUSE I NEED ONE!!!!!!
Percy: *Bursts out of Ryan's Locker* Ryan: Gah! Dude how do you keep getting in here? Percy: Doesn't matter! I just realized the Mousakatool is the most powerful item in all of fiction. Ryan: The what? Percy: This:
Ryan: A flying mouse head? Percy: A extremly powerful mouse head. Ryan: Explain.
Percy: On top of being a flying device with a near infinite storage capactity, within the cannon lore of micky mouse club house-
Ryan: That is not a sentence I ever thought I'd hear.
Percy: The Mouskatool gives you four items tailored to events that have yet to happen with such specifity you can't figure it out until it happens.
Ryan: meaning it has the ability to plan ahead for catastrophic events.
Percy: Correct. And it has a 100 percent sucess rate in the show, and that doesn't even count the Mystery mouskatool, which is a wild card item that will adapt to things in real time.
Ryan: Which means?
Percy: In theory depending on what the future holds, it could give you items to kill GODS.
Ryan: Oh dear lord.
Percy: But don't worry. I'm not using it to kill Lady.
Ryan: Oh thank goodness-
Percy: I'm using it to kill Postman Pat in Man vs Train because that evil motherfucker killed Thomas and took over hell.
Ryan: Wait whut-
*Down in hell*
Demon Postman Pat: ........Why do I feel unsafe now?.....
I worked on this video for Mashed this past month and a half. It was a really tough endeavor being my first solo animator project, and I learnt a lot of stuff along the way. I wanted you guys to check it out while I figure exactly what my next step will be.
