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Tricked @rottentail-run into believing that Alexandria’s Genesis is real (aka just sending him the original post)

This is what happens when you don’t have ready internet access growing up people

I AM A GOOD PERSON. I AM A POWERFUL PERSON. I DON'T BELIEVE IN EVIL. I THINK THAT EVIL IS AN IDEA CREATED BY OTHERS TO AVOID DEALING WITH THEIR OWN NATURE. I UNDERSTAND MY OWN NATURE, GOOD AND EVIL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. I UNDERSTAND MYSELF. I CONTROL MYSELF. I CONTROL EVERYTHING WITHIN MYSELF. MY DOMAIN IS MY DOMAIN. I CAN LIE ON MY BACK AND AFFECT THE LIVES OF THOSE I LOVE WITHOUT MOVING A FINGER, BUT I WOULD ONLY AFFECT THEM IN GOOD WAYS, I DON'T WASTE TIME ON EVIL. I'M A GOOD PERSON. IS THIS THING ON? DO YOU KNOW ABOUT JESUS? DO YOU REALLY KNOW? ALL YOU KNOW IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TOLD. LISTEN WITH YOUR HEART, SING WITH YOUR HEART. YOU'VE JUST BEEN SINGING ABOUT GIRLS, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GIRLS? FUCK. WHY ARE YOU SO TENSE? YOU'VE GOTTA START SINGING WITH LOVE IN YOUR HEART. IS THIS ON? ADAM, ARE YOU THERE? THE PAIN STAR HAS ENTERED YOUR HOUSE. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? ARE YOU GOING TO TOUCH IT? IT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY THOUSAND YEARS, MAYBE EVEN TWO THOUSAND YEARS! AND HOW LONG IS A YEAR, REALLY? IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN. I HAVEN'T DONE SHIT THIS YEAR. IT'S BEEN A SUMMER... IT'S BEEN A SUMMER SINCE FEBRUARY, I WAS IN AUSTRALIA. GOD, CALIFORNIA? THEN WHAT? JUNE, JULY, AUGUST, A MONTH IN EUROPE? I CAN'T EVEN GO TO IKEA ANYMORE, I GET FLASHBACKS, FUCK!! YOU SHOULD SEE THE LIGHTS I GOT THERE. I THINK THAT... I THINK YOU'D LIKE EM A LOT.

Types of Witches Masterpost

I’ve seen several of these passed around, but they always feel incomplete. I’ve decided to put together my own version.  I hope this is helpful.

Religious WItches - Witches who practice within a religious practice (like Wicca)

Secular Witches - Witches who practice outside of a religious practice.

Solitary Witches - Witches who practice alone

Sonicary Witches  - Witches who only exist as the concept of sound

Tweed Witches - Witches who are really into elbow patches

Sandwiches - like a good ham and cheese one would be pleasant now.

Cranberry Witches - Best served at Thanksgiving

Forest Witches - They are in the woods, right now, totally lost

Steve Witches - These are witches named Steve. They tend to collect Dreamcast games and are generally okay unless they’ve been drinking.

Sea Witches - They work with water

C Witches - scpell everytching wcith unecesscary C’s

Gray Witches - only wear the color gray.

Grey Witches - Like Gray witches, only more pretentious

Fae Witches - Witches who work with Fairies

Witches Near Fae Witches - just waiting to see if the Fae Witches weren’t careful enough when they made their deals with the Fae.

Booze Witches - Do their best witchcraft drunk, or at least that’s what they tell you when they ask you to hold their beer. This is what Steve thinks he is. He isn’t. Steve has a problem.

Kitchen Witches - People you should be friends with around thanksgiving

Garden Witches - Work with plants, stronger than they look, seriously – don’t try to fight them.  God damn it Steve, leave her alone.

Healing Witches - The people you take Steve to after he pisses off the Garden witches.

Hedge Witches - These are Witches who work with Hedges.

Did I miss anything?

Happy Father’s Day to all the fictional men that collectively bring out everyone’s fatherless behavior. ✨

Momma never wanted a son

I've tried so hard but I'm not the son she wanted

Isn't it funny how life turns out like that?

I wasn't meant to be born a boy

Yet I feel as though I should be blessed

I've got looks that can kill

And a body that doesn't get fat

And yet,

And yet it doesn't feel like it's my body

Am I beautiful or is he beautiful?

Could I have been better?

I've failed on a fundamental level

But when you're at rock bottom

There's only one way left to go

Maybe one day though.

I ADORE this. The atmosphere. The background outside. Glass windows. The grey scale. The softness of the clothes. The details. The small deserts. THE SHADING.

This is so high quality dude!!!! You better be proud of yourself!!!!!!!

@yaaboi-jay You NEED to see this.

Inktobertale – #2

Reblog this if you would not only accept, but welcome fan art, moodboards, etc. of your fics

All of these used to be so common for people to show their appreciation of different fics and authors, and I think it’s a shame people don’t do it anymore. I love seeing fan work for my fics!!