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my brother hates the gays.

Let me extrapolate.

He was playing Fortnite the other day, and a player whose username was “IamGay” with a queer flag shirt and a GaY emote shot him.

My brother is mad at the gays because a random queer shot him in Fortnite and then did a gay emote.

I fricking love my brother.

I’d hate that person too.

Get your toes away from my Squishmallows.

-Shroomie’s little sister, July 2024

yet another post abt my mom

My mother used to attend Trinity University in Chicago, Illinois. In her last semester living there, she and her roomate, Michelle, decided to break all (most of) the rules.

One of these rules was "Do not steal."

So, she and her friend decided to be ridiculous. They brought my mom's Honda Accord to the campus, grabbed a bench, put it in the car, and drove away.

To this day, we still have that bench. It sat on my front porch until last night, when my mom and I were coming back to that house to get my supplies for fending off Satan's Waterfall. She was reminiscing, and decided to 'steal' the bench from my dad.

She put it in the backseat. I didn't even notice it. So this morning/afternoon/idk, she tells me this story, and shows me the bench, sitting on my grandparents' front patio.

I'm not sure how to feel, honestly. I'm conflicted between finding it hilarious and being impressed.