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Ah yes, that cursed conversation. Went in too many directions at once 💀

Uh, so after being grossed out by that one realisation about vampires, I have come to another realisation. If vampires are like mosquitoes, then only female vampires drink blood.

Then the males drink sap of trees???

And @just-somehuman had this cursed thought of a vampire going from house to house to find colostrum to drink. 💀

I guess a vampire who likes to drink urine wouldn't be unexpected.

yet another post abt my mom

My mother used to attend Trinity University in Chicago, Illinois. In her last semester living there, she and her roomate, Michelle, decided to break all (most of) the rules.

One of these rules was "Do not steal."

So, she and her friend decided to be ridiculous. They brought my mom's Honda Accord to the campus, grabbed a bench, put it in the car, and drove away.

To this day, we still have that bench. It sat on my front porch until last night, when my mom and I were coming back to that house to get my supplies for fending off Satan's Waterfall. She was reminiscing, and decided to 'steal' the bench from my dad.

She put it in the backseat. I didn't even notice it. So this morning/afternoon/idk, she tells me this story, and shows me the bench, sitting on my grandparents' front patio.

I'm not sure how to feel, honestly. I'm conflicted between finding it hilarious and being impressed.