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I don’t ask for much

But is asking for a alien to shape shift to every man I’ve read fanfic about so I can do the most devious things ever to them, too much?😞

UNACCEPTABLE

THAT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME GETTING MANHANDLED LIKE THAT😭

ONE CHANCE PLEASE NANAMI!

I’m so down bad for ghost and konig

I just can’t explain it, every time I see them I act like a feral cat in heat I can’t control myself😔😖

I CANT CONTAIN MYSELF, THIS FAN SERVICE IS CRAZY IT WASN’T EVEN IN THE MANGA 😭🤭🙇🏽‍♀️

IM GONNA BARK

MAPPA KNOWS WHAT A GIRL WANTS🤭🤭🗣️🗣️

ITS A GOOD DAY TO BE A NANAMI STAN🤭🤭🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️

Literally me rn

the way my folds just opened is crazy😕

My man looked so fine in he’s final moments, but I’m so sad😭😭😭

I wasn’t ready for the heartbreak, I’ll be listening to mitski and Lana for a week while thinking/reading about eren 😭😭😭💔💔💔

TILL IT REMEMBERS THE SHAPE🗣️🗣️🗣️

No lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air and scream the lords prayer, doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car, ANYWHERE

Me when I’m reading a good fanfic and the author writes “my knuckles turned white as I clenched the sheets"

After I read that I can not bring myself to read it anymore 😭

its pulsing her name in morse code😭🤭🤭

SCISSOR ME TIMBERSS🤭🤭😍

My eggs are SCREAMING to be fertilized by her strap 😼🙏🏽