Arcane Incorrect Quote #16

Arcane Incorrect Quote #16

Vi: They're literally on the menu. I'm looking at them right now, it LITERALLY says mozzarella sticks!

Caitlyn: WE. DON'T. HAVE ANYMORE.

Vi: How about you go to the damn freezer, then, and unfreeze them, because I-

Caitlyn: We make them FRESH, like the ITALIANS

Vi: Why don't you stop lying to yourself?

Caitlyn: Why do you want the mozzarella sticks so bad?

Vi: Maybe so I can, um, I don't know, SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS?

Caitlyn: Maybe I'd like that.

Vi: ...

Arcane Incorrect Quote #33

Vi: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the door and fight me like a man.

Jinx Takes You on a Date: An Arcane Headcanon

She’s really straightforward when she asks you out.

“Hey, I think you’re cute. Wanna hang out sometime?” she’d say without hesitation, nor a single waver in her voice.

You’re a little worried as to what she might do if you say no. You figure she might get revenge by committing arson on your house or shooting you on the spot.

In reality, though, she’d probably be really sad about it, but then proceed to impress you to win you over.

Luckily for her, you already like her back. How could you not? She’s cute, she’s pretty, and she gives amazing hugs!

Yes, she’s very a bit mentally unstable, but she just needs some reassurance here and there.

Ever since you came to terms with your feelings for her, you swore to yourself that you’d always be her shoulder to cry on anyway.

You gladly accept to which she beams, “Perfect! I’ve been planning this day for weeks. First, we’re gonna make bombs together, then braid each other’s hair, then I’m gonna do your makeup…”

Basically, you guys don’t really go anywhere, but just spend time in each other’s company.

Regardless of whether you liked your hair being braided or your makeup done, you’d go along with anything she wanted.

You guys would make a bunch of bombs together, using brightly colored paint to draw stupid faces on them.

She’d really like the goofy faces you draw on yours.

She’d braid one of the clusters of hair that frame your face, just to be safe in case you didn’t like having all of your hair in one braid.

She likes when you braid her hair and doesn’t get too upset if you pull a bit. She probably likes it.

She’d sit on your lap to do your makeup. She’d give you eyeliner (not the absolute best at eyeliner), dark eyeshadow, and dark lipstick.

Would totally put said lipstick on herself first and then kiss you to put it on you.

The kiss would probably lead to a full on make out session if you were really feeling up for it.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #30

Vi: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #22

Ekko: How is it that you're never scared?

Powder: Who says that I'm not?

Ekko: ...What are you scared of?

Powder: Uh, let's see... Scorpions are pretty creepy.

Ekko: ...

Powder: Uh... Being by myself.

Powder: I'm scared of ending up alone.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #21

Jayce: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Jayce: Mel is still mad about it, but me and Viktor were drunk and thought it was funny.